A perky little porn star

Mega sissy strutting his stuff


Submitted on Aug 18, 2017Art & Music
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  • Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    People paid to see that shit I bet.

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    Mucho User UUoodyVet

    UUoodythe Junkyard Dog

    Hey, that kind of thing could be a second career for you.....it's gotta beat flipping burgers or bagging at the Safeway.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Yeah, just drop me in at the deep end.

    Are you nu-mucho's new gay mascot?

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    Mucho User UUoodyVet

    UUoodythe Junkyard Dog

    If you refer to the cheese man......on another site we are the only two capable of abstract and independent thinking and the ability to express thoughts in understandable sentences.

    Like2STFU0#102834
    Mucho User UUoodyVet

    UUoodythe Junkyard Dog

    Oh! Mucho's!......please forgive my dyslexia. new...yes. gay.....I'm not very good at gayness. Mascot.....What does the costume look like?

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    Mucho User MacheesemoZucker

    Macheesemo

    Come on, lad, new people don't bite. Except maybe for Marisyn...

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    Mucho User MarasynZucker

    Marasyn🎂

    Why are you going to post your tits?

    Like0STFU0#102863
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Well I've posted bumhole before so I'm not shy about it.

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    *unwashed taint

    There's a difference MD

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Yeah, but I was going for bumhole. It' s a fucking difficult shot, I can tell you.

    Like1STFU0#102867
    Mucho User MarasynZucker

    Marasyn🎂

    Do a tucked dick shot and stand like the guy from Silence of the Lambs.. and maybe I will post tits

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    You want me to do a goodbye horses for a maybe tits? C'mon now. We got another Heather on our hands.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    I would, but not for a fuckin' MAYBE. I'd even put makeup on, a wig, all that shit.

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    Mucho User MarasynZucker

    Marasyn🎂

    Uuoody, I thought you and Zeb were the same person?

    What was my idea fancy enough for you MD? Ok ok..shove an eggplant up your ass too that better ?

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Ok, so you want to make it impossible. That's no fun. Besides I never even asked you directly for your skanky flapjacks.

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    Mucho User MarasynZucker

    Marasyn🎂

    Haaa... aren't all women impossible?

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    They are if they block you on dating sites

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    MD is going thru a rough patch

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  • Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Hey Bono, can you get zucko to crop profile images instead of stretching them? My page layout is all fucked up now because the image is uncropped up in the top left corner of the page.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Also just a little idea, but how about the option to upload multiple images per sub. So like, I could sub a series of images that go together instead of putting them in comments.

    Like2STFU0#102831
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    My ideas are better when I'm sober, but I'm less optimistic about you giving a shit.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Thanks. My chest is powerful. Now change your name back to fries-please you fucking cahnt!

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    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    looks like it could support beer cans

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    All your chest supports is the thighs of men as they straddle you for a facefucking

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    it could support a single mother and her fuckspawn. I just don't wanna.

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    So... did the 2nd dating site last NOT turn out well

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I'm turning off autocorrect holy fuck.

    Like0STFU0#102851
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Bitch postponed the date until she comes back on holiday. Now I'm having second thoughts about boning her at all, because you know, she wants longterm shit, and I just wanna empty my nuts inside her.

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Well now at least you have time to train your powerful chest

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    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    keep up that attitude and the only thing you'll be emptying your nuts into is a handkerchief

    Like0STFU1#102855
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    How's the sexy off going? You trimmed down much yet? WHat's your strategy? Diet, exercise?

    So far I've just upped my fapping frequency.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    My face when I turn up to the date and it's fries sitting there with the red rose all coy like. You have a pretty vagina fries.

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I have a great head of hair when I'm not shaving it for internet challenges. Right now ensuring thick luxurious growth is as important as diet & exercise.

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    if you want I can change it Giggle

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I suspect he'll create another account with his original name, then use both, so he can be double the faggot.

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    Mucho User mikebrown603@aol.com_2Zucker

    mikebrown603@aol.com_2

    Hey Bono. I wish it would show when someone comments so I know to refresh. Otherwise you have to refresh after every comment to avoid what I just did.

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Currently working on it

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    what kind of yak would I be if I doxxed everyone?

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Full disclosure. Managed to get 4 dates waiting for me when I get to Thailand in 3 weeks, through some dating sites, 1 or 2 of them may be ladyboys. Time will tell. And if they are, I shall still go through with the dates.

    In fact, I may be a little disappointed if one of them aren't.

    Like1STFU0#103025
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    The stretchy profile pic thing is important, I'm sure it will be fixed soon enough. That serialized picture sub idea is something I've been waiting for for years.

    I mostly want the option to put some pictures and video on the profiles, so I can put some classic shops there, without spamming the site with them.

    Like a porfolio of gayness.

    Like0STFU0#103026
    Mucho User SinaitisZucker

    Sinaitis

    I like too many comments in this thread. Hey barret, here's an idea date a girl/trap/tranny/shemale/whatever from your own country? Probably way easier if you really put the effort into it. Just gotta set your standards lower and all.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    We don't have those (the hot ones) here. :(

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    and don't forget that most of them are hardened feminists/LGBT activists.

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    Mucho User SinaitisZucker

    Sinaitis

    It's pretty bad in the US too. Post sticking-my-dick-in I learn she's a feminist and then I feel like I gotta wash my junk and make sure I don't get whatever turns people into those wicked creatures.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    The thing to look out for is the Stockholm Syndrome, that's how they get the males. Stupid Finland...

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    Mucho User SinaitisZucker

    Sinaitis

    Stockholm syndrome is just a nice way of saying some people don't mind getting fucked up shit done to them.

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  • Mucho User MarasynZucker

    Marasyn🎂

    I'm sure he would fill us all in on Libby... ffs

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  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Liberal Arts tag required.

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  • Mucho User SinaitisZucker

    Sinaitis

    Tr ain't no fucking way I'm clicking play on that.

    Like0STFU0#103057