Avast ye mateys

Sailing with Captain Morgan and his spiced crew.

Mucho User UUoody
Submitted on Aug 19, 2017Funny
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Tags:sailboatcrashpierwindcapsize· 80 comments

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  • Mucho User Shitbag-McGeeZucker

    Shitbag-McGee

    Looky here.... it's the geriatric tranny. It's bad news when this cockjockey joins your site. I've seen two sites go to shit after him joining. This 80 yr old self described 'half gay' piece of shit is a curse to any decent site

    Like2STFU3#545
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Fries look, StrayCrayons has their own version of the Fries-Squidley feud!

    Like4STFU0#103159
    Mucho User mikebrown603@aol.com_2Zucker

    mikebrown603@aol.com_2

    Hey Bono, how's it coming along with letting us know when new comments are posted while in a thread?

    Like1STFU1#103162
    Mucho User Shitbag-McGeeZucker

    Shitbag-McGee

    The only stray crayon faggot here is the dickgnawing op

    Like1STFU2#103165
    Mucho User MarasynZucker

    Marasyn🎂

    Bono.. shitbag is double posting And his settings are fucked . Can't post an avi. Fuck

    Like1STFU0#103173
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    No, I just cleaned up his multiposts

    Like0STFU0#103178
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Tons of people I know can be spazzy shitbirds so I prefer not to mute people without great cause.

    @Floatin soon! (TM)

    Like3STFU0#103180
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Did you know you can press the button once?

    Like0STFU0#103186
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    he's the crayon equivalent of you.

    strap in.

    Like3STFU0#103188
    Mucho User Shitbag-McGeeZucker

    Shitbag-McGee

    I know most people here are illiterate so I'm just giving them a second chance at reading things.

    Like2STFU5#103196
    Mucho User Shitbag-McGeeZucker

    Shitbag-McGee

    And if the site wasn't so slow I would know it was submitted the first time

    Like0STFU5#103197
    Mucho User CodedaddyZucker

    Codedaddy

    Shitbag-McGee slower than you and me, comments twice because he's an attention grabbing pussy. Eminem ain't got shit on me son, damn.

    Like1STFU0#103201
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    >slow

    it's on your end buddy.

    Like0STFU0#103202
    Mucho User Shitbag-McGeeZucker

    Shitbag-McGee

    Site owners always say it's on our end yet my shit is working fine everywhere else.

    Like0STFU2#103204
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    End users always say they have things configured correctly yet they're stupid as fuck and that's why they're not site owners.

    Like1STFU0#103206
    Mucho User Shitbag-McGeeZucker

    Shitbag-McGee

    Codedaddy? You combined your name with your dickcrush's name? That's adorable..... faggot

    Like1STFU0#103210
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    * Bono codes workaround for the 1 tard in a million

    Like3STFU0#103214
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Welcome to programming

    Like0STFU0#103215
    Mucho User MarasynZucker

    Marasyn🎂

    Haaaa... I didn't notice that

    Like0STFU0#103217
    Mucho User CodedaddyZucker

    Codedaddy

    Shitbag-McGee, named after both parents. Shitbag Fallon and Rubber Tits Mcgee.

    Like2STFU0#103218
    Mucho User Shitbag-McGeeZucker

    Shitbag-McGee

    Mom's rubber tits were the best in town. Ask anyone... the entire town knew them well

    Like2STFU0#103222
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    And with that charming nugget of information, I'm going to change up the reply system real quick. Your shitposting may be interrupted over the course of the next... I dunno, 5-ish minutes.

    Like0STFU0#103223
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Alright, I think we're good. Unless you can click 20 times a second, it should be next to impossible to reply with double posts.

    Like1STFU0#103230
    Mucho User CodedaddyZucker

    Codedaddy

    Shitbag has the reflexes of an elastic band, the brain power of a Pentium II processor and the charm of a bacon rasher, you may need to up that tolerance Bono.

    Like3STFU0#103232
    Mucho User MarasynZucker

    Marasyn🎂

    I want to push the button with fingers of fury to test it.... the itch is real

    Like1STFU0#103233
    Mucho User MarasynZucker

    Marasyn🎂

    Code... He flings poo like a monkey ??

    Like3STFU0#103234
    Mucho User MarasynZucker

    Marasyn🎂

    Wink emoji is question marks.. haaa wtf

    Like0STFU0#103235
    Mucho User CodedaddyZucker

    Codedaddy

    And smokes like a monkey too I believe

    Like4STFU0#103236
    Mucho User UUoodyVet

    UUoodythe Junkyard Dog

    Well, hello monkey....so Marasyn brought her furry pet. I smelled the stale tobacco as soon as I logged on.

    Like0STFU0#103286
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I'm liking where this is going.

    Like0STFU0#103289
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    I like where this went!

    Like0STFU0#103308
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    It was accident! Was hoping for maybe 1 double post. Thank god I wasn't trying harder.

    Like0STFU0#103312
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    The site loads so fast for me I can't

    As God, I've literally created a rock so heavy I can't lift it

    Like1STFU1#103318
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Want me to give it another go?

    Like0STFU0#103320
    Mucho User Shitbag-McGeeZucker

    Shitbag-McGee

    Go fuck yourself, Zeb. I knew you were here by the stench of semen, shit, and stalecrayons

    Like2STFU2#103321
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    are you literally just clicking a bunch? I have a script that disables the submit button while the AJAX post runs... this shouldn't be possible.

    Like0STFU0#103322
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    No scripts, just Barret Power. By the way....PEPSI YEAH!!!

    Like1STFU0#103333
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    But serious... just clicking?

    Like0STFU0#103335
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    It can't be. Some of these are like 10 milliseconds apart. Are you tabbing and holding down enter?

    Like0STFU0#103336
    Mucho User UUoodyVet

    UUoodythe Junkyard Dog

    @Shitbag-McGee.........Damn, monkey you use your tongue prettier than a two dollar crack whore. I thought you would be glad to see me, now that they let you off the short bus.

    Like2STFU0#103341
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Tab and hold down enter? Haha. I'll stop now, or this will be the most discussed of all time or something.

    Like0STFU0#103344
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Just tell me what you're doing fuckface. It can't be clicking. Two of those were 6 milliseconds apart.

    Like0STFU0#103347
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Mousekeys and extreme tapping on the keyboard + mouse.

    Like0STFU0#103348
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Good Job Bono, seems Barret-proof now.

    Like0STFU0#110933
  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Should we like go out and help them or something? hahaha...

    Like1STFU0#580