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Kid Jumps from Bridge

...and doesn't properly resurface.

Submitted on Sep 18, 2017WTF

Points: 15

Tags:bridge jump suicidal kid boy· 26 comments

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UUoody the Junkyard Dog
If a kid jumps from a bridge, and nobody gives a fuck, does he still die?
Like2STFU0#42179 years ago
Zucker
DrGiggles
ask Makodragon , he loves those questions
Like0STFU2#1076049 years ago
Zucker
Macheesemo
His organs got smooshed on impact. He's french so no big loss...
Like2STFU0#42189 years ago
Vet
Cigarmann
But they make some very fine wine.....
Like1STFU1#1075979 years ago
Zucker
Macheesemo
Their snottiness is top shelf as well
Like1STFU0#1075989 years ago
Vet
truckerhatjones the Golden
also black
Like1STFU0#1076029 years ago
Vet
Cigarmann
Ok, I calculated his impact velocity at 26.2 m/s.....the fish were right to move out of the way......
Like4STFU0#42199 years ago
Zucker
Macheesemo
CM with the comedic callback. Well done.
Like1STFU0#1075999 years ago
Vet
Barret
lol
Like0STFU0#1226479 years ago
Zucker
DrGiggles
I doubt he would resurface at all from that height
Like0STFU2#42249 years ago
Vet
truckerhatjones the Golden
bodies float you goon
Like0STFU0#1076059 years ago
Zucker
DrGiggles
not if they stick in the mud. we don't know how deep that water was
Like0STFU1#1076069 years ago
Zucker
DrGiggles
he doesn't even move afaterwards and yet the river does seem to have quite a strong flow
Like0STFU1#1076079 years ago
Vet
Cigarmann
looks like he landed flat, he should have gone for a head first dive
Like0STFU0#1076189 years ago
Zucker
DrGiggles
is it possible to calculate the height ? im sure there must be a way to times rate of fall against seconds of fall. im just too lazy to do it myself.
Like0STFU2#42259 years ago
Vet
truckerhatjones the Golden
he fell for about 3 seconds. that means it was 44 meters, or over 130 feet.
Like1STFU0#1076089 years ago
Zucker
DrGiggles
I got 4 seconds and 78 meters
Like0STFU2#1076099 years ago
Vet
truckerhatjones the Golden
well it wasnt 4 seconds so
Like0STFU0#1076109 years ago
Vet
truckerhatjones the Golden
you're gay
Like0STFU0#1076119 years ago
Zucker
T0llb00thwillie🎂
Black folk fall slower
Like4STFU0#1076179 years ago
Zucker
Hogmaster🎂
its possible, he was flailing on the way down.
Like0STFU0#1076429 years ago
Vet
UUoody the Junkyard Dog
In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
Like0STFU0#1076439 years ago
Vet
makodragon
you swallow
Like1STFU0#1076449 years ago
Vet
makodragon
43 times every second
Like3STFU0#1076459 years ago
Vet
UUoody the Junkyard Dog
The swallow may fly south with the sun, or the house maarten or the plummer may seek warmer climes in winter, but these are not strangers to our land!
Like0STFU0#1076469 years ago
Vet
makodragon
Thanks grampa random facts.
Like0STFU0#1076499 years ago