ZuckerSigns of an avalanche last winter
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Heard tales of the toothpick through a telephone pole during a tornado.. The Elk through an Elm is bad assery.. Nature can be Mother ..
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VetVetVettruckerhatjonesthe Golden
* truckerhatjones fills another piss jug at his jerkoff station
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VetUUoodythe Junkyard Dog
Not unless my wife was there to tell it what a mess it was making
VetVetUUoodythe Junkyard Dog
Bono, I assume you have never committed matrimony. I'll offer the advice my dad gave me during "the talk", to which I should, had I any sense at all, listened. He said: Son, if you use hookers for the rest of your life, it will cost you a LOT less money and HUGELY less aggravation then if you decide to get your sex from a wife. Furthermore, wife sex has a strange way of being unreliable.
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Real talk: Heed UUoody's advice and don't ever get married if you can help it...
VetVetUUoodythe Junkyard Dog
Be weary of any statement that starts with "I assume". But if you must settle down, do it with someone who can stand you. That makes things a lot easier.
Bannedmikebrown603@aol.comthe Tiny Mushroom
Now those are words to live by and also sounds like experienced with.
Allegedly.