Gay Shark

Man comes close to losing his nads to a small shark

Mucho User Cigarmann
Submitted on Sep 29, 2017Nature is Metal
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Tags:mansharkbitlower stomach· 32 comments

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  • Mucho User CigarmannVet

    Cigarmann

    I felt bad for the shark, I think they should have cut off some of that blokes gut to free the shark.....

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  • Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    This is the most Dangerous Dug video I have ever seen.

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    Mucho User JordanSimmsZucker

    JordanSimms

    Well, at least if it had been a gay snake he would have been fine. All it does is go hith hith.

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  • Mucho User UUoodyVet

    UUoodythe Junkyard Dog

    How about Them Tummy Gummers ain't they dummies?

    Havin' they fun a gummun' they tummies.

    Gummin them paunches out o' they mind

    Runnin' 'round shoutin' "It's tummy gummin' time"

    Look at them Them Tummy Gummers lurkin' in the yard,

    Waintin' for a jelly belly, catch it off guard.

    Them hell-bent Tummy Gummers, ain't they dummix,

    Runnin' through the neighborhood gummin' them stomachs.

    How to be a Tummy Gummer, no way to shun it,

    Grab an abdomen, haul off and gum it.

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    Mucho User UUoodyVet

    UUoodythe Junkyard Dog

    A UUoodpecker prone to be dumb,

    Was happy with what he'd become,

    Hid thoughts are all penile,

    Because he is senile,

    But the world will blame it on rum.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    A doctor prone to be dumb, was happy when covered in cum, His thoughts are all penile, his gimp is on speed dial, and he loves a fat cock up his bum.

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  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    So did the users online feature get removed? Or am I the only user online?

    Gay, MS has 3!

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    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    I have never seen "users online" appear with less than 2 people

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    So that's how it works, clever.

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    i am known to be clever.

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  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    2:50

    Dawww, they became friends in the end. Reminds me of the end of Bladerunner.

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    Mucho User CigarmannVet

    Cigarmann

    Did you see there is going to be a sequel to Blade Runner.....called Blade Runner 2049

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Aye that shit looks whack bro.

    Will watch.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    lol, I think you misused the word whack, bro.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I misspelled it too, and now you did too.

    Hah. Made you misspell.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I'm used to hearing negroes saying it with such enthusiasm, so figured it was a good thing, damn negros...so tricky....

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I thought he used it correctly

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  • Mucho User OyxterNoob

    Oyxter

    Hmm, angry fleshlight

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