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Pet Crocodile at the Beach

Pet crock at the beach,

Sniffing at minge within reach,

Finish the limerick UUody, lol.

Submitted on Oct 1, 2017Nature is Metal

Points: 15

Tags:I just wanted to use the nature is metal tag crocodile beach petting stroking· 39 comments

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Cigarmann
hmmmm.....I guess a pitt bull wasn't macho enough.....
Like2STFU0#46289 years ago
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makodragon
As in your avatar or this guy in the vid?
Like1STFU0#1085099 years ago
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Cigarmann
my avi is macho gay.......
Like0STFU0#1085109 years ago
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makodragon
In what way is it gay? I'm not pickin' up on it.
Like0STFU0#1085119 years ago
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Cigarmann
I guess not, was just fishing for a comment. Mind is shot these days.....
Like0STFU0#1085129 years ago
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makodragon
lmao. You're not the only one. I couldn't even finish a Limerick.
Like0STFU0#1085139 years ago
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FredGspotSanford
Crike!
Like0STFU0#46309 years ago
Banned
mikebrown603@aol.com the Tiny Mushroom
Must have had the mouth taped shut, or some such shit.
Like0STFU0#46379 years ago
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FredGspotSanford
I know a couple of women that need that
Like2STFU0#1085229 years ago
Banned
mikebrown603@aol.com the Tiny Mushroom
I second that
Like0STFU0#1085369 years ago
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Bono
Poking a croc at the beach,
Sniffing all minge within reach,
He snapped at some slut,
Drew blood from her butt,
And a lesson us all he did teach.
Like2STFU0#74929 years ago
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Bono
what do I win
Like0STFU0#1145859 years ago
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makodragon
A dick pic?
Like1STFU0#1145879 years ago
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CartersBird
8)
Like0STFU0#1145889 years ago
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truckerhatjones the Golden
i hope MD is offering
Like0STFU0#1145989 years ago
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truckerhatjones the Golden
AHEM
Like0STFU0#1154049 years ago
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makodragon
My dick's modelling career is over.
Like1STFU0#1154059 years ago
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truckerhatjones the Golden
i've heard drippy things about it
Like0STFU0#1154069 years ago
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makodragon
Yeah, my penis gets camera shy and freaks out.
Like0STFU0#1154079 years ago
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makodragon
It's no carter's bird's cock, that's for sure. I'm only average in size.
Like0STFU0#1154089 years ago
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truckerhatjones the Golden
bird's cock was sticking thru what i assume is 8 x 11 printer paper
Like0STFU0#1154099 years ago
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truckerhatjones the Golden
its not that massive, just a camera trick
Like0STFU0#1154109 years ago
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makodragon
whunu has that effect on penii
Like1STFU0#1154119 years ago
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truckerhatjones the Golden
i wish he didnt remove his, i wanted to cherish it
Like1STFU0#1154129 years ago
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truckerhatjones the Golden
im trying to remember now... post it note on the left...
Like0STFU0#1154139 years ago
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makodragon
lol, I never even got to see. Someone should've saved it for posterity.
Like0STFU0#1154149 years ago
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truckerhatjones the Golden
at first i was sure he had used a portobello mushroom for scale, but
Like1STFU0#1154159 years ago
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truckerhatjones the Golden
you never saw?? oh man
Like0STFU0#1154169 years ago
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truckerhatjones the Golden
lets just say i understand why whunu is drunk and pissed off all the time
Like2STFU0#1154179 years ago
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makodragon
was he not even erect?
Like0STFU0#1154189 years ago
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makodragon
as gay as that question sounds, in hindsight...
Like2STFU0#1154199 years ago
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truckerhatjones the Golden
it didnt look hard but the head was fluffier than the rest
Like0STFU0#1154209 years ago
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truckerhatjones the Golden
like maybe he tried to get hard but has poor blood flow
Like0STFU0#1154219 years ago
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truckerhatjones the Golden
my dick dont work man! my fuckstick!
* truckerhatjones tries to remember that movie
Like0STFU0#1154229 years ago
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makodragon
fuck having a broken dick. That's worse than a blown out minge.
Like0STFU0#1154239 years ago
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truckerhatjones the Golden
The phrase BLOWN OUT is monstrous
Like1STFU0#1154249 years ago
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DrGiggles
too much mention of penii in this thread
Like0STFU1#1154259 years ago
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makodragon
what are you, the penis police?
Like0STFU0#1154319 years ago
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FredGspotSanford
He's the head detective
Like2STFU0#1154369 years ago