ZuckerWife Is A Ballbuster
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Vetmakodragon
Fries explaining biology is like my dick explaining what it's like to give birth to a fucking mermaid.
ZuckerMacheesemo
I'd pay top dollar to attend that lecture. LOL. Ted Talks, Shmed Talks! Dick Talks, by makodragon.
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UUoodythe Junkyard Dog
As I gaze intently into my crystal ball, I am getting a strong "cuckold"....I'm not sure why, but my chrystal balls are seldom wrong.
VetVetVetmakodragon
you're probably on ...fucking ...milk of magnesia... but still. Letsd rink
VetUUoodythe Junkyard Dog
Capt. Morgan spiced rot-gut....wife is out playing with her band, or some such bull shit.
VetZuckerVetUUoodythe Junkyard Dog
If I rock any harder I will need CPR....easy on the "fuck the women" thing. I find it more productive is we say something like "enchant the distaff element".
Vetmakodragon
I'm not entirely sure what you mean old timer, your ancient language is lost on me but I get the gist
ZuckerMacheesemo
I can't wait until bono sets it up so we can see who gives out stfus. It's going to be a blast.
VetUUoodythe Junkyard Dog
She plays "fiddle".......Scottish and Irish jigs and reels. Also the guitar, mando, banjo, and sings.
ZuckerVetZuckerMacheesemo
Good times all around, at any given moment, for any reason, just because.
VetVetVetUUoodythe Junkyard Dog
Yeah, MD....it must be perplexing when people use real verbs, nouns and additives etc, ;)
Vetmakodragon
Yarrr. I like to learn from the old folk. Cheesemo is my chosen father, in lieu of a real one. THas why we so cool
VetVetUUoodythe Junkyard Dog
I lived on a boat for ten years and often spent the winter nights sailin' with the captain.
VetUUoodythe Junkyard Dog
I'm not old....I'm only 76 and I spent the day putting shingles on the roof of the tool shed I just built!
VetVetmakodragon
all I can say is godspeed, sir! May you drinketh thy rum for as long as as the old oak lives.
VetVetUUoodythe Junkyard Dog
Get the shot......shingles is not something you want to have to live with.
VetUUoodythe Junkyard Dog
Besides being musical, my wife is a nurse and thirteen years my younger. I have planed well for being a true geezer.
VetVetVetVetUUoodythe Junkyard Dog
I would never want anyone to look bad....but I have no problem trying to demonstrate that being old actually can happen, even to the best of us. Why just a few years ago I was getting laid every day. Then I got remarried and now I slam the old feller in the truck door about once a week.
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Dude, you're wife has potential, fuck her instead of fucking yourself up.