Never Punch a Woman...

...With a tazergun.


Submitted on Oct 31, 2017Fights
Points: 12


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  • Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Thanks for pointing out the most obvious and immediate joke.

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    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    and thanks for the most obvious and immediate stfu

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  • Mucho User JordanSimmsZucker

    JordanSimms

    Too much sterno in him for him to have the feels.

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    Mucho User truckerhatjonesVet

    truckerhatjonesthe Golden

    Sterno ("canned heat") is a fuel made from denatured and jellied alcohol. It is designed to be burned directly from its can. Its primary uses are in the food service industry for buffet heating and in the home for fondue and as a chafing fuel for heating chafing dishes. Other uses are for camp stoves and as an emergency heat source. It is also a popular fuel for use with toy and model steam and other external combustion engines. Sterno cans were sometimes taken on trips and used to heat pressing and curling irons and hot combs, for hairstyling, when travelers were staying at hotels and not located near salons which offered certain services that required these styling tools.

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  • Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    HA! I'm a month ahead of Barret!

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Not just a month, but 1500ish subs :(

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Full disclosure, at one point, sub ID's accidentally skipped 1000 ahead

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    1500 subs in a month would be ridiculous. Closer to 500.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Was just wondering why were were only up to 3000 currently, the sub rate seemed off.

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I don't even know what to consider our launch date... we were rolling almost full steam by the end of August, but halfway through that month subs didn't even work right

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    But anyways... 2000 actual subs in 5-ish months. Not bad.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Almost 10 subs a day is just right.

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    13.33 if we call it 5 months, but it's probably a little longer. I'm happy with it.

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