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Doesn't look likt the first time either... What is that, some kind of designated shitting penguin.

Mucho User makodragon
Submitted on Nov 8, 2017Gross
Points: 14
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Tags:penguinsshitpoofacebook· 54 comments

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  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I think i burst a blood vessel in my brain just not. My brain hurts.

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  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Penguins, the clowns of the animal kingdom

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  • Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Upvote for title

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  • Mucho User PunkyBruiserAdmin

    PunkyBruiser

    WOW! Team Shit now has 26 points!

    If you want to see some real shit, watch me play drums for my band!

    Like0STFU0#112083
  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    How do they shit so far anyway? Id like to learn that trick. Maybe they are stuck in a never ending cycle of diarrhoea.

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    the Taco Bell causing diarrhea joke is so overused and inaccurate.

    I once got day-long squirts from Panda Express.... twice in a row. It's the chow mein.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Because of the Indian presence here, we have a lot of curry houses. Now you think Taco-Bell of chinky food gives you the shits, you wanna try a Vindaloo, or.... a Phaal. You yanks have no idea what it's like to have your arsehole turned inside out.

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    implying no Indian restaurants in literally every city in America

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    You try living in California.

    We get Asians and Mexicans and all the food that comes with it.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    I genuinely didn't know that indian restaurants were commonplace. I've eaten at Taco Bell, and I've eaten Indian food. I'm surprised that Taco Bell has a worse reputation. I'd like to see what kinda shit you get on an Indian menu over there.

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I really doubt Taco Bell has a worse reputation, it's just the most widespread "Mexican" food so it's the target of dumb memes

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I love Taco Bell, never had the shits from it either

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Yeah, Taco Bell is tasty. One of the best meals I had when I went to Fl. Also, I love your portions out there. Come to England and you will be gravely dissapointed with ours.

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Every time I see a picture of English breakfast, it's a 2-pound plate of assorted meats.

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    and coffee. and a cigarette.

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    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    Just an observation locally.

    I have never seen a Chinese restaurant with an A rating from the health inspector.

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    I would be best if the Mexicans just came over left their food and left. Instead they bring their entire families and stay.

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Mehicans are mostly fine by me. I live in a SoCal shithole so 75% of my friends, classmates, coworkers, etc are from BrownTown.

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    in Bakersfield most of the white people are also trash, so it's hard to blame things on race

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    SoCal IS a shit hole.

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    SoCal includes lots of good stuff you cumpuddle

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    it's better than the Burning Man mega hippie. The mexicans at least bring culture.

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I'll stick my Golden Gate right up your San Joaquin Valley.

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Then Barstow ruins it.

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Before I left, it was years since I even went past sac.

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Fries tells me you dip below the Sac all the time

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    What can I say, I dig knees.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Was thinking about eating at a nearby indian food restaurant, when I heard a couple of other tourists talking. "I took my family to eat at that indian food place, I had the shits all night. The day after my entire family had the shits". Phew, dodged a bullet there. Fucking Indians.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    You know the best restaurants to enter are the ones that are full of diners too, right?

    Makopedia, at your service.

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    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    I think it's cos I've had 2 weeks of relative soberness

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  • Mucho User UUoodyVet

    UUoodythe Junkyard Dog

    Does anyone really give a shit about hockey. I gave up on the NHL when Bobby Oar retired. If I want to see a good fight I go to an Irish wake.

    Like2STFU0#112108
    Mucho User JordanSimmsZucker

    JordanSimms

    Bobby Orr. Was at an Irish wedding in Dublin in 2008. Best man and groom drunk from the bachelor party night before, bride fucking hot and pissed, both "gentlemen" go to fisticuffs after the vows, best man fucking the bridge for a year turns out. Good times.

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    Mucho User UUoodyVet

    UUoodythe Junkyard Dog

    Oar or Orr...It's all the same to a dyslexic. I dated an Irish girl who had five brothers. At her father's wake two of the brothers got bloodied up and one of the guests, a big ugly lobsterman, wanted to kick the shit out of me. I survived only by getting snot flying drunk, and making the big Mick a drinking buddy. "When in Rome, do as the Romanians do.

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  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Fries : *Makes a comment.*

    Me :

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