there was an attempt

chinese guy tries to act all cool while robbing a bank. gets laughed at then choked out.


Submitted on Nov 29, 2017Awesome
Points: 14


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  • Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    that woman doesnt appear to be getting raped

    Like0STFU0#113895
    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    that envelope looked like a meat cleaver

    Like3STFU0#113896
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Wow my reply here is the biggest reply fail yet

    Like0STFU0#113897
    Mucho User HogmasterZucker

    Hogmaster🎂

    oh bono, no one is really surprised by your lack of observation skills....

    Like0STFU0#113944
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    At least he added chinese to the site...doubtless that will increase the value to an even $303.84.

    With that kind of money, he could get maybe a hundred dicks out for bill!

    Like0STFU1#113946
  • Mucho User UUoodyVet

    UUoodythe Junkyard Dog

    He tries to rob a bank and gets laughed at....that kid is headed for an appointment with a bell tower and an assault type rifle.

    Like0STFU0#7235
    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    im quite sure that sort of fucked up shit only happens in America

    Like0STFU0#113898
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Barret, tell him the tale of Breivik

    Like0STFU0#113900
    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    I know of that story. I chose to ignore it as a one-off

    Like0STFU2#113901
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    btw Giggles how is that legislation coming along to ban Assault Trucks in the streets of London

    Like5STFU0#113905
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Haha, Allahu Ackbar my friend

    Like3STFU0#113907
    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    also , Nixon fucked up your sub on the other site

    Like0STFU1#113908
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    It's not the first time. Sometimes he comma-bombs subs he wants to kill.

    MZ has built in protection against that, so he's kind of making my case for me.

    Like0STFU0#113909
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Yes I'm aware they are periods but comma-bomb sounds better

    Like0STFU0#113910
    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    I thinks he's gone into hiding now. or gone for his daily nap

    Like0STFU0#113912
    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

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    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    Not bad considering I held down Ctrl V about about 60 seconds

    Like0STFU0#113918
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    Why would gigglepuss know what is happening in london?

    Like0STFU0#113947
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Because it's the largest city in his small country?

    Like0STFU0#113949
  • Mucho User comaTOASTpsychoVet

    comaTOASTpsycho

    ???? needs more veggies for his wok. Goes to the bank for yen for veggies. Calls waifu to see if she needs sonting. Gets beat up by poleese ! Where. are ???? constitutional rats !

    Like0STFU0#7243
    Mucho User comaTOASTpsychoVet

    comaTOASTpsycho

    l o l wtf, you are not allowed to put " shit for brains " in chinese characters on mz ! Censorship !

    Like0STFU0#113929
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    MZ has code that basically eradicates anything that isn't a letter, a number, or a common symbol.

    It helps prevent trolls. I apologize if you can't shitpost in Chinese properly.

    Like0STFU0#113930
    Mucho User comaTOASTpsychoVet

    comaTOASTpsycho

    Oh , well thank you sir. But I dont think I believe this guy honestu tried to rob the bank. Looks like he got busy and forgot he was carrying his favorite hatchet from his restaurant. Oh well, mardi gras is coming up in a few months, those beaded k ecklaces arent going to put themselves together by themselves !

    Like0STFU0#113931
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    maybe he's a "prank artist" trying to get big online. There's no reason he'd take a meat clever into a bank and lean it against the glass.

    Like0STFU0#113932
    Mucho User comaTOASTpsychoVet

    comaTOASTpsycho

    From this vantage angle, it looks as if he got distracted from a phone call from annoying wife and simply forgot his train of thought whilst getting more money from the bank to cook for that big cow !

    Like0STFU0#113934
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Wherever you are right now toast... scanning for freakporn, peeing in the park in front of the ladies, flipping burgers at work, peeping at girls locker rooms...

    my thoughts are with you.

    Like0STFU0#117061
  • Mucho User JordanSimmsZucker

    JordanSimms

    the only thing between him and the money was a half inch of ballistic glass. "shoot me you pussy!!"

    Like0STFU0#7300
  • Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    did you fucking search Pepsi to get here?

    Like0STFU1#117060