NoobSome rivalries never die
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VetUUoodythe Junkyard Dog
None......Sadly I do not have to fret about what to do with 755 million dollars today. My wife claims to have witchy powers and the ability to pick the winning numbers, but she said she couldn't use her power for personal gain. So I said "prove it. just write the numbers on a post it note and we will see in the morning if you are full of shit". She said she didn't have to prove anything to anyone. I said, "OK, buy a winning ticket and donate all the money to a good cause". She said shut the fuck up and drive. So I won that little battle....and I'll be paying for it for a week.
VetVetUUoodythe Junkyard Dog
Is there some other kind.....in 76 years I haven't found one.
VetVetUUoodythe Junkyard Dog
My first wife's supernatural powers included fucking some low life lawyer and her dentist. She was a bitch.....at least now I just have crazy to deal with.
VetVetUUoodythe Junkyard Dog
Here is the lawyer she left me for....because he had more money. I was just the starter husband.
VetVetVetUUoodythe Junkyard Dog
Also the ass hole type.....Funny thing, years later my current wife, a nurse, saved his worthless life after he had a heart attack while skiing at a resort near where we lived.
VetVetVetUUoodythe Junkyard Dog
I once burst in to his office and nose to nose promised to discredit him every chance I got. To help me along, he has discredited himself quite nicely. The best part is that when they arrested him, my ex called me and asked if she could stay at my place because she couldn't afford the house she fucked me out of. I said sure, and she moved in with me and Hasel, who had the delightful habit of flaunting her nakedness around the house nd making a lot of noise during sex.
VetVetVetVetVetUUoodythe Junkyard Dog
Poor Squidley.....it sounds like a pathetic character from Ethan Frome.
Bannedmikebrown603@aol.comthe Tiny Mushroom
Like black and fucking white aren't they Bono?
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Vetmakodragon
It's A double U. Which even looks like a 'W' when together. UU = W. Meaning it spells 'Woody'.
VetVet- Zucker
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