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Mucho User truckerhatjones
Submitted on Jan 22, 2018Funny
Points: 8
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Tags:carpit stoppitstopracecarholy shit a bearpit crew· 50 comments

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  • Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Oster? More like Oreoster

    Because you're double stuffed

    Like2STFU0#119817
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    At least it's not the off brands.

    Like0STFU0#119818
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Oreo IS the off brand. Hydrox was the original. Hydroxster.

    Like0STFU0#119819
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    DIdnt know that. I havent ate a oreo in years, maybe even a decade.

    Like0STFU0#119820
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Stick with me and you'll learn a lot about cookie patents

    Like0STFU0#119821
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    don't care for them. sorry.

    Like1STFU0#119822
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Then suck my fat cock

    Like0STFU0#119823
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    It is the very definition of chode

    Like0STFU0#119825
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    only happens when you're around

    Like0STFU0#119827
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    I'll make sure to show up more often then. It's finally interesting now.

    Like0STFU0#119828
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I'm giving one random person the ability to ban others and not telling them

    Like0STFU0#119829
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Fuck yes. Perma ban or just a week or so .

    Like0STFU0#119830
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    How are you "randomizing" it. I want a chance.

    Like0STFU0#119831
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    All bans are indefinite and the unban is my bargaining chip

    Like0STFU0#119833
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I'm drawing from a pool of all users, ordered alphabetically from A-N, then from P-Z.

    Like0STFU0#119834
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    I see. Basically what will they do to get unbanned? I remember something like this a few years ago.

    Like0STFU0#119835
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    I havent laughed out loud like that in a minute. Thanks.

    Like1STFU0#119837
    Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    last time I laughed was when MD tried to setp up to this hotness.

    Like0STFU0#119839
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Shut the fuck up and don't ruin the site, I'm about to ban myself as a test

    Like0STFU0#119841
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Now let's hope to god the random user isn't Punky

    Like0STFU0#119843
    Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    are you shitting us right now or

    Like0STFU1#119844
    Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    he blew an anus muscle when macho pumped and dumped so now he's giving a Rando a ban button, right

    Like0STFU0#119847
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    For the last ~10 years I have forged a reputation of being absolutely full of shit, but at the same time capable of anything

    Like0STFU0#119848
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    For moments like these

    Like0STFU0#119849
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Congratulations to Bdogg21!!

    Like0STFU0#119851
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Bull shit: Bono I'm giving one random person the ability to ban others and not telling them 26 minutes ago

    Like1STFU1#119852
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Dang, sorry Bdogg, gotta take away your privs and abide by my word

    Like0STFU0#119853
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    It's not a big deal if he is. it adds a little excitement.

    Like0STFU0#119858
  • Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    Only F1 team to win F1 championship in their debut year

    Like1STFU0#10160