Hardcore guzzler

This chick is a serious guzzler

Mucho User FredGspotSanford
Submitted on Jan 29, 2018Cute
Points: 10
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Tags:Cutegirljagermeisterpassing out soon· 35 comments

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  • Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    17 minutes*

    Chick are lightweights. Unanimously.

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  • Mucho User BILLYMAYSHEREVet

    BILLYMAYSHERE

    *PSA* : this kind of activity could potentially lead to death...but i dont know the ABV % of jaeggermeister..;but like boner says..chicks cant take as much as a dude (dr gaggles can take an excessive amount of BBC though)

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    Mucho User BILLYMAYSHEREVet

    BILLYMAYSHERE

    my stupid oldest brother died from pounding 90% of a 1.75liter bottle of gin...fuckin GIN!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Mucho User BILLYMAYSHEREVet

    BILLYMAYSHERE

    he was a lifetime partier..despite his "im going to go study to become a preacher"...that really just made that fucker worse...add to that schizophrenia and you can see what a party animal he was..a litereall animal...would fuckin eat an ear if he thought god commanded it

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I'm sorry for thinking that's funny.

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    Mucho User BILLYMAYSHEREVet

    BILLYMAYSHERE

    no harm no foul boners..he was 11 years older than me and i didnt much care for him..was a massive fuckin bully to me and my other brothers..I mean dont get me wrong,I didnt wish death upon him..but i think its for the best

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Well that was kind of sad. Still happy to get this little insight into the life of Billy. A rare event.

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    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    what sort of Gallon is 3 1/2 litres ?

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    It does if you approximate

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    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    I know you Americans have a girly gallon compared to the manly 4 1/2 litre gallon we have

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I know you prefer imperial gallons as it pertains to chugging jizz

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I just had a drink of water while reading my comment again, now my shirt is all wet

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    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    we invented measurements. what else do you lot 'approximate' ?

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    We approximated some Freedom from you teaniggers, you ever heard of it?

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    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    yeah I recall I a little war in which you had to rely upon the French in order to win

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    so you're saying you lost to the Americans AND to the French. Makes sense.

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    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    nope.... I would say we lost because one of our Generals was a complete fool. Even Washington didn't think you would win at first

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    Mucho User BILLYMAYSHEREVet

    BILLYMAYSHERE

    just shut up faggles..you sound like a real turd when you try to argue

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    did you ever dress up as Elvis?

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  • Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    Aaaaaand I hope she dies and/or gets raped.

    this concludes the megafaggot comment bomb.

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  • Mucho User glandmilkerVet

    glandmilker

    could have opened a bottle off camera for the sound effect

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  • Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    even loslobos couldn't manage that

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