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Rooster65<img src="/images/holidays/dick.png">
Vegan nymphomaniac. Hates meat so much she won't even take touch a dick.
FatmoFatthe Iron Liver
Spank her, eat her out and fuck her to oblivion. Wipe your dick off, throw the cum rag at her and go shower, using maximum heat and a detachable shower-head to target your scrotum and hopefully the water will be hot enough to scald the jock itch fungus off of your epidermis.
makodragon
Lack of sex does hideous things to a man.
Apparently though, validly pointing it out makes you jelly or some shit. Keep defending this faggot behemoth though because the site needs more sexual desperation and hideous gay porn... fucking bellends.
CartersBird
I don't care for the sexual desperation... but the hideous gay porn, why not?

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