Gagging on Vegetables

This heifer loves meat


Submitted on Feb 10, 2018Funny
Points: 18


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  • Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    I'm going to have some for dinner actually.

    I wonder what would happen if this guy put loaded potatoes in a blender with broccoli. Would his lovecow drink it?

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Man, FAGGOT comments seemed so much more hardcore before we got to see a quarter of his face....

    Like2STFU1#122320
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    You literally asked for it

    Like0STFU0#122321
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Live with the consequences and start shopping

    Like2STFU0#122322
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Why did I like that comment? And why was I able to like it again? I smell shenanigans.

    Also, I didn't know man....

    Like0STFU0#122324
    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    I mean yeah, the button acts like it's clickable... but refresh. It does not count that like.

    Like1STFU0#122337
  • Mucho User BILLYMAYSHEREVet

    BILLYMAYSHERE

    Look im not 100% on this..but im pretty sure this delicate little flower would be somewhere in Mako's wheelhouse

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  • Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    start treating like the fat pig she is

    Like0STFU0#11678
    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    We found a great sub last night... couldn't tell if it was an MD parody or not.

    Like0STFU0#122604
  • Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Accurate tags...

    * Bono eyes the wannabe satanic rapper

    Like2STFU0#17944
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Yeah, there's MD level chubby, then there's Fatmo level... Degrees people.

    Like1STFU0#133372
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    And md only likes fat bitches with a pretty face. What do you think I am some kind of sicko?

    Like0STFU0#133373
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Where I grew up, people call that the Fat Girl Curse.

    "Oh, she's so pretty in the face. Too bad she's so heavy."

    Like0STFU0#133374
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    You get two types of fat chick. One's with a fat face and double chin, and one's who's face would fool you into thinking they are slim. Of the latter category, only the pretty ones are md prey. And on that pretext, there is a limit to how fat they can be before it gets ugly to my eyes. Although I have fucked some over-fat and ugly bitches.

    Like2STFU0#133375
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I've had my share of 6/10s... every teacher has a few D students.

    Like0STFU0#133377
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    6/10 is about where I'm at, even before you consider my lack of a career and shit like not being able to drive. So if I get a 6/10 I'm doing pretty well.

    Man I want to get driving. But I need to sit tight and spend nothing for the next 2 weeks... The I continue having lessons again.

    Like1STFU0#133381
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    The only fishing experience I have is from childhood. I live on the edge of a desert so the shitty park with dirty poofish is all we have unless you want to drive for 45 minutes.

    Like1STFU0#133383
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Have I ever catfished someone on Tinder?

    Probably

    Like1STFU0#133384
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Yeah, I only fished a bit as a kid. Got back into it though. There's something about catching fish, even small ones, that make you feel like a man again. Like Tom Hanks when he creates fire in Castaway. I am desperate to start lure fishing. But I need to drive, to get to the right spots. I'm gonna bushcraft me some pike, or maybe some zander or even perch. When Barret comes over, which he will otherwise he is not a true Viking, but merely a faggot posing as a viking to get cheap fanny, we shall road trip and live off of beer and fish that we catch. That's the dream. You should come. You could slay a bit of English fanny along the way.

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    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    Fishing also comes with the issue of getting licenses, you know.

    Like0STFU0#133387
    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    Will your UKfag government even let foreign visitors take their fish?

    Like0STFU0#133388
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    That's actually a good point. Shit I'd better check.

    Like0STFU0#133390
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    You know, in the event that Bono and Barret actually have the balls to road trip the UK.

    Like0STFU0#133391
    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    Or you have the balls to go to American Thai-Swedistan.

    Like0STFU0#133392
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Well 2 days ago I was in the "hated faggot" group so I think I'll pass

    Like0STFU0#133394
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    I have the balls, but not the means. Those two have no excuses.

    Like0STFU0#133395
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I dunno man, something about manic flip-flopping isn't inviting.

    What if we're on a boat together... alone... and you use your retard strength to drown us?

    Like0STFU0#133397
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Can't we all just get along!? Bono is right though, I'm scared to go on a boat with MD. One of his girlfriends might come along and tip the boat over.

    Like1STFU0#133398
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Manic flip-flopping

    like you didn't beg me to come back

    But still, it's cool dude. I'm kinda disappointed that you so easily show fear of another man. I'm not even on crack or anything.

    Like2STFU0#133400
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    I mean, I need to count on you faggots in case we get into a fight, which we hopefully would.

    Like0STFU0#133402
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Hm, I have about 40 minutes. If I don't come up with something by then, I has failed.

    Like0STFU0#133406
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Suggestion for a Theme of the week!?

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    A few weeks back you had 3 possible dumps:

    Woman Hate

    Niggers

    And something else

    You did Woman hate

    Like0STFU0#133409
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Yeah I think ill do an LGBT dump this week.

    Todays meme unrelated, mostly.

    Like0STFU0#133410
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I think I did ok for 15 minutes.

    Like0STFU0#133411
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Id have MD's back in a fight by the way.

    Literally.

    Id be hiding behind him. Making sarcastic comments.

    Like0STFU0#133412
  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    You don't have a wife you piece of shit.

    Like2STFU0#133460
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Who has better tits?

    Like0STFU0#133552
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Post pics and I'll pin your latest rap to the front page

    Like1STFU0#133577
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Life is full of small challenges...

    Like1STFU0#133600
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    One day of looking for fakes later

    Like1STFU0#133712
    Mucho User FatmoFatZucker

    FatmoFatthe Iron Liver

    I woudn't post fakes. I used to have some pics, like an archive of nudes but when I get bipolar I delete them all and then if I didn't have them backed up somewhere they're gone. I have other pics, like ass, pussy, but none of tits. Sorry.

    Like0STFU0#133739
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Well... you're married, you probably see them daily

    Like0STFU0#133740
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Its like he's competing with himself over how pathetic he can be.

    Like0STFU0#133835
    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    Let me just step in here...

    FatmoFat, I think you know what we're asking. One way or another, can you get us a confirmed picture of those titties?

    Like0STFU0#133836
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    As long as you keep in mind that you must also acquire a sign

    Like1STFU0#133839
    Mucho User TigerigerVet

    Tigeriger

    “Not currently. How about this. Next time I acquire a titty picture, I will post it here.“

    Never argue confirmation of tits. eejit.

    Like1STFU0#133951
    Mucho User truckerhatjonesVet

    truckerhatjonesthe Golden

    he "promised" the way a shutin with depression "promises" he'll consider going to your brother in law's birthday party

    Like0STFU0#133953
    Mucho User TigerigerVet

    Tigeriger

    Well that’s obvious, however a little positive encouragement might increase the possibility of the promised tits.

    Like1STFU0#133989
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    I don't have high hope for the quality of said tits.

    Like1STFU0#133990
    Mucho User TigerigerVet

    Tigeriger

    Fats could drop a top ranking sub here if he puts his mind to it.

    Like1STFU0#133991