Lights Out

Turn out the lights the party's over


Submitted on Feb 14, 2018WTF
Points: 15


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  • Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I would honestly be afraid for my dog here... mice and rats carry all sorts of nasty shit, and if you don't kill 'em on the first chomp, that's just a chance for them to nip you in the mouth. Yuck.

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    Mucho User JordanSimmsZucker

    JordanSimms

    My cat would have punch a whole through that wall

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    Mucho User TheDudeAbidesZucker

    TheDudeAbides

    I have a tiny little red cat. He spends most of his time outside trying to fuck cat bitches.

    He came home with a bad limp and a swollen foot once. Super concerned for him, was going to take him to the vet the next day.

    Morning came, I called him into the garage, and he comes in holding a rat almost half his size that he caught on a gimp leg.

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    Mucho User TheDudeAbidesZucker

    TheDudeAbides

    ...The leg was also a lot better. Cats have this weird ability where if they're hurt, that body part just swells up with blood and flushes out the infection or whatever.

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  • Mucho User glandmilkerVet

    glandmilker

    He will be really proud when he catches his first skunk, the gift that keeps giving

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