Daily Tits For Fries and MD

Superior mammaries.

Mucho User Barret
Submitted on Feb 15, 2018Normal Porn
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Daily Tits For Fries and MD
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  • Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    what's the over-under on a Giggles vote?

    Like0STFU0#12036
    Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    This post has his MOST favorite and LEAST favorite things.

    Least favorite of course, being America

    Most favorite is pretending to like straight porn

    Like1STFU0#123130
    Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    to test how long it takes PunkyGurgles to point out that these aren't really daily?

    Like1STFU0#123136
    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    what... of course its still 'daily'. if a daily sub hasn't been posted by tomorrow then it stops being 'daily' and barret fails just like makodragon

    Like1STFU0#123174
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I thought you meant it picked up where the series left off

    Which is obviouslyn't the case

    Like0STFU0#123175
    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    depends if we are having a daily sub per member or if daily sub contribute to a continued theme...

    Like0STFU0#123176
    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    either way ive not seen anything that could be counted as 'daily'

    Like0STFU0#123177
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    2,749 comments from DrGiggles

    Like0STFU0#123179
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Let me see if I can find out

    Like0STFU0#123189
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Okay well that's too complicated for now, fuck it. He's given out about 50 STFU's total.

    He has individual comments that have reached 400+

    Like0STFU0#123193
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I bet i gave out several hundred stfu's in the last week. 99% of them being fries.

    Like0STFU0#123194
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    You have stuffed 250 top level comments, and 349 replies.

    Like0STFU0#123197
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    ah geez, you might as well just make the stats on the profiles, likes and stfus, lied and stfu'd

    Like0STFU0#123203
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    that's a bit harder to do. each type of comment has its own table, and each action for that comment has its own table.

    Maybe have Punkybot make a call to JUST add STFUs, or JUST Likes, and return that when summoned

    Like0STFU0#123204
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    The most complicated query on the entire site is the one that displays comments.

    Parent Comments, Child Comments, Like and Stuff records, timestamps, all taken and returned in one single query to reduce load on the database. I'm an SQL god pretty much.

    Like0STFU0#123205
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Isn't it still as hard to code?`Or do you simply mean less taxing on the system?

    Like0STFU0#123206
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    "I'm an SQL god pretty much" I remember another jew saying something like that once.

    Didn't turn out well.

    Like1STFU0#123208
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Well when he said it, he lied. He couldn't even return tags in the order you typed them.

    Like1STFU0#123209
  • Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Downvote because I was gonna post this myself but thought it was too shit.

    Like1STFU0#12047
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Just shows what a bad judge of quality tits/subs you are.

    Like0STFU0#123144
  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Seems I'm only third spot on amount of votes, after Bono and....

    Waitforit....

    Makodragon!

    Also me and Carter has the same amount of subs.

    Makodragon is the spammiest subber.

    Woody comments a lot more then I thought.

    Like0STFU0#12057
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Definitely... Uuoody has been gracing the site for 6+ months, but really, it's only felt like 6 minutes.

    With my head under water.

    Like4STFU0#123181
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I vote Fred for most valuable user.

    Good sub/comment ratio.

    Like0STFU0#123184
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    He won 2017's crown of dicks for highest rep

    Like0STFU0#123186
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I think someday he will have more subs than comments

    Like0STFU0#123188
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    MD has good stats all-around, I'm slacking on subs.

    Like0STFU0#123191
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Bamford, as expected, is just a useless noob.

    Like0STFU0#123196
    Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    I was about to get upset but then realized this Bamford fellow can't be me

    Like0STFU0#123241
    Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    what kind of egotistical freak capitalizes their own name online

    Like2STFU1#123242
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I'm gonna need to stfu the next makodragon comment for liking that comment.

    Like3STFU0#123252
  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Bono is the spammiest commenter, naturally.

    Like0STFU0#12058
  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Ok guys, I think Bono has logged out for now, its same to come out and comment again.

    Like0STFU0#12062
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    These spelling errors are getting out of sand

    Like3STFU0#123225
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    How does one even spell safe, same? F and M is like half a keyboard away.

    Like0STFU0#123227
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    You love ladyboys so much that even your typos change gender from M to F.

    Like4STFU0#123235
    Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    is he going to be bitchydragon just because I logged in?

    Like0STFU0#123243
    Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    it's okay I was only checking my old comments.

    i will return to own you proper in a while.

    Like0STFU0#123244
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    it's easy to sit there behind your anonymity and talk shit about other users...

    But it also makes you a massive pussy. Pwned.

    Like0STFU0#123245
    Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    its easy to sit there behind a gay ass button and talk about pressing it

    then never press it

    Like1STFU0#123246
    Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    i am makodragon, modfag, destroyer of worlds, and neutered beyond gender recognition

    Like0STFU0#123247
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Nah, I don't wanna ban you bro. I kinda like you.

    Welcome to Zucko, wankchops.

    Like1STFU0#123248
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Go easy on the old chap Bamford, he's had a long rough life, watching British comedy and stuff...

    Also he's my bestiest buddy!

    Like2STFU0#123249
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Diplomacy +10

    * bumford was disarmed by The Barret and makodragon's parlaying

    Pwned then tamed. Like a wild beast.

    Like1STFU0#123251
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Full disclosure, I spelled that bannedform at first. I don't know what's wrong with me.

    Like0STFU0#123254
    Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    this is fun.

    you men are fun.

    i like fun.

    Like0STFU0#123256
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    "you men are fun."

    Have I been talking to a filthy woman? lel

    Like0STFU0#123261
    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    shhh , you're ruining things makodragon

    Like1STFU0#123263
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    heh, so now that bumford reveals herself to have a vagina, I'm supposed to treat them differently? You're the desperate ones. Desperate for a sniff of gash that you will never get.

    Like0STFU0#123265
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Then what exactly am I ruining? Hey, if I'm wrong, I'm wrong.

    Maybe it's just a phrase that doesn't translate very well from shitholian

    Like0STFU0#123268
  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Ok guys, I think Barret has logged out for now, its sand to come out and comment again.

    Like0STFU0#12065