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Old handsome dick ain't handsome anymore.


Submitted on Mar 28, 2018Freak Porn
Points: 14

Tags:peniscutscalpelmodification· 10 comments

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  • Mucho User glandmilkerVet

    glandmilker

    Go shoot up a school or stay inside and do this, he made a good choice

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  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I remember being so pleased that I had gone through all the posts on MZ with the Unvoted button back then. Going through months of subs in a few days.

    Now I have been doing it again today and I only made it 3 days through march.

    Sigh.

    At least I get to find these gems.

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    That reminds me, I need to fix the bloat attached to that function. Once you get a few thousand deep it'll take forever. Easy fix, just need to find time.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Yeah, you got so much more important stuff to do.

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    This but unironically

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    It's like every time I deal with some real life bullshit, I sit down in front of a screen and am presented with stuff I have to do and it makes me wretch

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I just need like... 6 weeks to binge porn and try drugs, that's not too much to ask

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I should probably go outside and do some real life stuff too, or at least try out a game of Fallout 4, been saving it for 3 years now. But too lazy to mouse that mouse down to the steam icon.

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Outside is for poor people

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Also it would require waking up before 6pm

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