scrotumectomy

huge ballsack removed


Submitted on Mar 28, 2018Gross
Points: 14

Tags:huge ballsackscrotumsurgery· 63 comments

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  • Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    "I see the head of the penis right there."

    "Nice."

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  • Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    Holy fuck, they're toasting his distended nuts.

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  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    How i imagine fatbastards entire body looks like.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Lol, megaFAGGOT feels threatened because you are going after the fatties. He knows he's next.

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    Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    he already tried me. I look like Fatmofat's hetero brother.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    I'm just kidding Mr FAGGOT. I'm know I'm a fatty too.

    Us fatbros. have gotta stick together.

    Right, Barret?

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    Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    It's not just the fats... there's a certain look

    Like1STFU0#127535
    Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    There is a bit of overlap between Barret and Fatmo, and I am in that family as well

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    Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    I maintain Barret tries to run off the fatties as a form of self-loathing

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Number of funny comments

    MD - 2/2 MF - 2/5

    Dragon. Wins.

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  • Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Some things are easy to diagnose.

    This guys bollocks.

    Bamford's retardation.

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    Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    I bet bamford is Australian, that's why he has so many ways to call you out for being a cunt

    Like0STFU0#127539
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    What are you on about you silly fucking prat?

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    When faggots can't keep their nose outta other people's shit...

    Like0STFU0#127541
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    See, I get pissed off when I try to be nice to someone and then they talk shit to me for no reason, fatwad.

    Like0STFU0#127542
    Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    you get rattled, my instincts kick in... I have to talk shit

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    Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    Like a cougar when it sees a baby bird fallen from its nest... or Barret when he sees a fat guy with shaggy brown hair.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    I scoffed at your comparing yourself to a cougar, but comparing me to a baby bird is just advanced stupid.

    Like0STFU1#127546
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    At worst I am like an injured tribal warrior. Fatigued and weary from battle.

    Like1STFU0#127547
    Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    weary from battle meaning, a week off from a drunken mucho meltdown..... caused by bamford

    Like1STFU0#127549
    Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    I like you MD and I'm mostly just pulling your dick

    but still.

    Like0STFU0#127551
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Number of funny comments

    MD - 2/6 MF - 3/5

    MF wins round 2, by a butt-mad-hair's breadth, will he be able to keep this up for the final match?

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    If you value quantity over quality, aye, The Barret.

    Like0STFU0#127553
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Or will MD rely on his drug and alcohol induced endurance to tire him out and be the victor? Tune in to the next episode of Dragon Fat Mo Fat to find out!

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    Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    your problem is people poke at you not really caring how you respond, but then you come back with... righteous fury... trying to prove yourself with logic, to an audience that only wants to see you squirm

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    Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    you are the real life equivalent of the "what did you just say about me, you little bitch" copypasta

    Like0STFU0#127557
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    you think in black and white. I really just go about my business not really caring what's said on here lol. I just happen to think Bamford is a bitchy cunt, so why not use him to fuel my comments. It's material.

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    Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    "I don't really care what goes on here"

    "I insult the guy who ran me off at every possibility"

    Like0STFU0#127564
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    you're not even making sense anymore

    I really don't give a shit about your observations of me. I mean, what's the fucking problem?

    Like0STFU0#127566
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    just sounds like you just want something to whine about

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    Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    I'm honestly surprised you didn't call my comment gay for referencing your butt

    MD wins this round

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    Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    if my dick was a little bigger, you might want to fuck my ass for money.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Never heard that one before.

    Faggot.

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  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Ok round 3 goes in this thread.

    GO!!!

    Attempts to influence the judge will automatically be ignored and followed up with a 1 point penalty.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    I wanna like it, but I also don't wanna touch it.

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    Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    bamford does what he pleases... to your butthole

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    that's definitely more gay fantasy than funny bro

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    Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    take it back, MD being homophobic instead of embracing weirdness...

    this round goes to the MegaFaggot.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Dude, you win. I can see it means a lot to you.

    I'm proud of you for being a winner, son.

    Like0STFU0#127574
    Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    it wouldn't be possible for me to ream MD's ass so completely if you didn't loosen it up, bumford. props to you!

    Like0STFU0#127576
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Dude, you called yourself megaFAGGOT. You're literally too insensitive to insult. Kinda like a circumcized penis.

    Like1STFU0#127577
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    In fact, I don't even bother with you. You kinda just had an imaginary fight, where you somehow lost a round.

    Like0STFU0#127578
    Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    and the patented section of an MD comment war where he pretends to be detached from the situation.

    I must tread carefully now, for if I press further, we enter meltdown territory

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