MD's First Date

with his black friend.


Submitted on Apr 27, 2018WTF
Points: 17


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  • Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Gross things in this video:

    - Sandals with socks

    - Ketchup on a hot dog

    - A Buttcheek Tattoo

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    fu sandals with socks is a must if you wanna survive the rainseason.

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Hey listen pal, I was like 16 stone at my heaviest, and I was still sexy as fuck

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I give the benefit of the doubt to people like this... she obviously has things going her way in life

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    Mucho User TigerigerVet

    Tigeriger

    That sounds like when ex smokers start bitching about how great things are since they gave up.

    Like0STFU0#129745
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I'm just high on life maaan.

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  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Dunno wtf happened to the sound, but it seemed like it was better this way anyway.

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  • Mucho User glandmilkerVet

    glandmilker

    if she speeds up just a bit the rooms going to look like Dexter's night out

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  • Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    C'mon man, this vid has the a tentative connection to me at best. Try harder. The chubby isn't even hot.

    * makodragon glares at CB

    You want some, son? I'm from fackin' Fulham sunshine.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Consider that my standards have risen now that I have my sweet cherry pie to fuck at zero notice.

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    Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    she's what *RAISED* your standards? jesus fuck, don't show me what your standards used to be.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    hahaha a little goes a long way with me. I'm not greedy. Plus you haven't seen what she's like in bed.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Listen brav. My uncle was in the navy. Any hole is a goal. Unless you are a fussy little low-testosterone bitch.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    I had sex last night that blew my fucking mind. What did you do, you boring fuck!?

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Bet you just knocked one out with pringle dust on your fingertips to some tranny porn, because it's this only exiting thing in your life.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    me on the other hand? My mouth is all gumed up with cunny juice from 69ing my bitch with a thumb up her little tight pink butthole.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Im gonna light up candles and shit when I fuck that hole for the first time. Anal virgin ya see.

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    Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    i made love to my wife of 4 years who isn't fat or a chav.

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    Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    but yeah... you keep rawdogging your slamhog. i'm happy for you that she's less than 4 stone overweight.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    hahaha 'made love' and 'wife'. You are a whiny cunts manbitch. God you're boring. And that was your attempt to not appear to be boring? You pathetic worm of a man!

    I'm 4 stone overweight myself. And she's not a chav, she has a South African background.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    another thing, your weak game is made even weaker by you incapacity to reply in a reasonable time. And I bet you're balding too, ya streak of shite.

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    Mucho User truckerhatjonesVet

    truckerhatjonesthe Golden

    but i dont know how to act confident and brag about... getting gummed up with a rando's clamjuice and such

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    Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    yeah it really makes sense if you skip the part where you fucking think about it

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    Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    ho ho ho, i have vagina mucus in my throat ergo you are balding

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    there was no cause effect statement made you fackin poofter! I'm going by your persona. You have the online personality of a balding old bastard. Just give it some consideration and reign it it a bit. I mean, we all know I'd take you on the cobbles so this is all you have to feel superior to another man.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    It needs to be said that you are a complete anonce, bumford. Nobody even knows your nationality.

    I bring this up for two reasons fella.

    1, It's easy to cast stones when you're fully anon, 'ERGO' you're a pussy.

    2, I just talk shit to you and see what sticks, because I've got nothing to go on.

    Does that fucking compute, you grand-master hemorrhoid.

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    Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    brb, posting nudes without consent.

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    Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    haha, just let knuckledraggin have this one. he needs a "win" after i ran him off and made him "quit"

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    At least I'd never bullshit about posting nudes. This motherfucker follows through like a chav through a tube barrier.

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