Piyah Martell. Half tranny

tdeformed tranny


Submitted on Apr 29, 2018Gross
Points: 15

Tags:trannydeformedno legsdance· 36 comments

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  • Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    humans are weird.

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  • Mucho User BILLYMAYSHEREVet

    BILLYMAYSHERE

    look..im just going to come out and say it...im jealous of that sweet mane

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    What is it that makes BMH comments so funny? I need to distill the formula...

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Fuck, that's why it was so funny... I misread as "name"

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    Mucho User BILLYMAYSHEREVet

    BILLYMAYSHERE

    slaphead is pushing it..follically-challenged would be better suited

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  • Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    That's the fanciest clothes hanger I've ever witnessed with my own eye spheres

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  • Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    It's 9:29 am here in ol' Blighty and your host for this morning is me, mako D, and you've just pointed your browser to makoZucko.com, where until about 3 this afternoon, all you get is pure md comments.

    Feel free to enter chat and join me for some discussion. on today's topic, the best ways to enjoy and savour a nice long shit on't bog (That was for you giggsy). My current method? Playing Score Match!

    If you've not played it, I highly recommend. I ddon't even like football that much but the game is superb. The best thing? It's full of motherfuckers from the middle-east, which means I get to take out the shit while taking a shit.

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Hi MD,

    Long time listener, first time caller.

    My question is: what's wrong with people who take the paper, a magazine, or their phone to the toilet?

    If you have to take a shit, you should be in and out in 2 minutes. Anything else suggests major problems with the digestive system.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    hahaha

    2 minutes you say? Guess how long a match is on Score Match!? Yup, 2 minutes. The magic 2 minutes.

    On some occasions I will play more than one match however, and on those occassions, I do not force the shit out, I let it fall out of it's own accord. I play my best football then. There's nothing more satisfying than scoring my trademark header by my Russian forward, Novak, against a towel-head while emptying my bowels.

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Magic, pure and simple

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Oh fuck. My opinion then is that the woman makes herself a write-off. The dudes are cool though. To quote Steel Panther, "you can't blame a dude, 'cos a dude is a man."

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    Mucho User TheDudeAbidesZucker

    TheDudeAbides

    I can't blame the dude for not answering... the dude is a man.

    Who needs to shit on some middle easterners I guess.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    I mean she then enters slag territory. And fuck Turks to!

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    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    What does blazodragon think about the legalization of marijuana?

    If it's legal, and regulated, does that mean you can't spend taxpayer money on it anymore?

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    If it can be effectively regulated then fuck yeah it should be legal! Only if it CAN be regulated, though. Especially for driving while toasted. I fucking hate MOST dealers too, mainly the ones that aren't proper stoners themselves. It would eliminate them. They are worse than lazy stoners like me.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    And to answer your question, I would rather all drugs were legal even if I was forced to work to buy them. But work does so my brain in. I get bored and paranoid in workplace environments. I like to have complete control over who I choose to interact with, and at work you must interact with cunce.

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I think a few of our states have successfully proven it can be regulated

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    But the question was, what if the gubment says you can't spend their checks on weed?

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Fucking interposted like a noob bitch

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  • Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    you're becoming quite a fucktroll, fries. Happily stfu.

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