Twerp Attack

Kids learn early


Submitted on Apr 30, 2018WTF
Points: 13

Tags:MMAkidspunchhit.· 73 comments

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  • Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    IDK what I was expecting... of course they don't have knockout power. Kinda like Oster.

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  • Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    they should do it with retards next

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    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    No way is Giggles a better striker than Makodragon.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    I have retard strength. Also, I am genetically gifted muscularly. That's like double effect materia. I would pound that fucker into the dust. But I am a pacifist. A breaker of minds, not bones. And intellectual barbarian. A beer swilling stoner mofo from the best decade in human history.

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    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    ive fought a retard before. its hard work , its like their pain receptors are retarded too

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Yeah bro, you need real knockout power to take out a mong. You gotta put an end to their dribbly consciousness to put an end to the onslaught of windmill fists.

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  • Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    This kind of thing sickens me.

    Where's the fucking discipline? Both of them are incapable of stepping inside their opponents defence.

    My future son would fuck them both up 2v1.

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    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    Your future son got flushed down the drain in 2014. That's when the UK started secretly sterilizing the invalids.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Too many blondes would be lost in the cull mate.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    And I could impregnate a fucking lamb pie if it merely brushed against my balls.

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    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    It's weird. I can't decide who the most fucking disgusting pile of shit on this website is.

    My top 4, in no order:

    glandmilker

    truckerhatjones

    makodragon

    Barret

    All sexual deviants and trashfiends of the highest order.

    Like2STFU1#129964
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I am disgusted.

    That you didn't replace THJ with Fatmofat.

    Like0STFU0#129967
    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    He's like a 13 year old looking up bikini babes on Facebook.

    Like1STFU0#129970
    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    We have seen THJ dumping rancid piss. We have seen MD's bedded landwhale.

    We have not seen Fatto do anything but try to rap.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    He wishes he was real, that's good enough for me.

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    to jonesies point... would anyone NOT magically erase all retards, if they had the power?

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Apparently, according to the Fat himself, he's on female hormones to grow tits. Have some vague memory of him posting several pics of his tits a good while back, but mostly fakes...wasn't one of them real? Arg can't even remember. Even something that deviant is still forgettable when it comes from him.

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    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    I dunno. Don't trannies usually have a desired sexual outcome?

    LIke... with him, he'll rant about impregnating a big fat ass and licking feet, then he wants to be impregnated...

    Like0STFU0#129979
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    At least there was no question that I belonged on the list.

    The Barret is pleased.

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    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    I would have to rank MD at #1 on the disgusting list.

    The tiebreaker is his dialect. No one can make ugly words sound as ugly as an Englishman whose accent appears in text.

    Like2STFU0#129985
    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    OI MATE I'LL SMASH YA CUNT WIF ME HAMMERPRICK, INNIT

    Like2STFU0#129986
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Last night I was trapped in a bar due to sudden flooding and storm, I passed the time harassing a bar girl by repeatedly poking her in the back with my hard dick.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Yeah well, I can also sound like your mom too ya little cack pellet

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    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    Victimless crimes, Barret.

    Was she at least fat and ugly? And British? And in MD's bed?

    Like1STFU0#129993
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I get no consideration on the list?

    I poked a pile of miscarriage goo...

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    I just met this bitch. She suck's a mean dick but I'm not lost in the pussy fog

    Like0STFU0#129995
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    So say what you like about the slag. I bet you wouldn't mind a a little bit of English rough bruv!

    Like0STFU0#129998
    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    Yes, I will continue saying whatever I like.

    Freedom. Tastes good.

    * CartersBird takes out his KNIFE and peels an apple.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    After that vocaroo, im hard all over again.

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    And MD pronounced cloaca wrong

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    That's trainspotting but on the internet. What a fucking dork.

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    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    You know what's trainspotting?

    Watching your GF get passed around by chavs before she met you.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Ouch mate. Critical hit. That actually stung man. You cut deep bro!

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    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    Speaking of deep cuts... my knife joke was way too good.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    If it was directed at me, then I'm gonna give it a miss for the time being. I need to lick my wounded gash.

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    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    It's because the Paki Fuck Leader of your largest, proudest city has banned knives in order to make the Muslim takeover easier.

    Like2STFU0#130018
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Just to make things clear....cockney is slang for dickhole right? Because...it looks like an eye.... Cockn-eye.....

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Well, she did say I was the best lay she ever had. That was just after I stuck my thumb up her shitter while fucking her from behind... among other things. I cannot reveal all of my secrets.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Don't mock my cockney heritage and London pride! I am makogeta, prince of ALL cockneys.

    Like1STFU0#130021
    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    @Barret cockney is like... if Fatmofat was a language.

    Like1STFU0#130023
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Good ol' thumb up the ass move...

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  • Mucho User glandmilkerVet

    glandmilker

    The sooner you get brain damage the sooner you'll forget you have brain damage

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  • Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    This was a fun post. Thanks, retarded kids

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