You have to break a few eggs to make an omelette

This all makes sense in a cosmic sort of way. Good job, hentai.

Mucho User Bono
by Bono
Submitted on Aug 7, 2017Freak Porn
Points: 11
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Tags:eggsbuttsexanimehentaicartoon· 68 comments

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  • Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I hope to never see vanilla porn here.

    Like1STFU1#275
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    You faggot. This is weak. Some nonsensical japanese bollocks. Weaker than vanilla porn.

    Like0STFU4#102175
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    If you can find something that gives you a boner like a hentai girl shitting punch-mixed omelettes into a bowl to be fucked, let me know.

    Like0STFU0#102179
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    I don't always sub vanilla porn, but when I do, it's because I wanked furiously to it.

    Like0STFU0#102182
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    hopefully Zucko finds its golden Tiffany Preston

    Like0STFU0#102185
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    2 months later, lol at Bono's first comment.

    Like1STFU0#110264
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    ...what a dark prelude

    Like0STFU0#126086
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    It was your own fault for saying normal porn was popular with lurkfags.

    Like0STFU0#126090
  • Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    I only logged in to tell you that what you watched is called "anime." it comes from "japan." japan is a country. You are a cunt.

    Like0STFU2#102100
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    shut up tr, you fucking skunk's twunt. Stating the fucking obvious is fucking annoying.

    Like1STFU1#102176
  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Also, so far the best fap material.

    Like0STFU0#102103
  • Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    This is shit. It doesn't even make fucking sense. It looked like her vagina sucked up that egg, and it took 10 seconds for the cracked egg to come out of her gash. Why? There is no reason, because it's fucking stupid.

    Like1STFU2#296
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Dude, that's OBVIOUSLY up her butt, not vag.

    Are we gonna do this all over again?

    Like0STFU0#102181
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Ok, so it got sucked up her butt. Same difference.

    Like0STFU0#102184
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Did you really not notice the shit that came out with the crumbled up egg?

    Like2STFU0#102186
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    I wanna punch the director of this anime in the fucking guts.

    Like0STFU0#102187
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    are you a virgin? can you not tell the difference between ass and vag?

    Like0STFU0#102188
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    No I didn't. Don't you know that in a blind and drunken rage, you can't see shitty anime properly?

    Like1STFU0#102189
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Now listen here, you scoundrel! I am not a virgin! The pixels were confusing, kay?

    Like0STFU0#102190
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    CLEARLY there were shit particles spewing out of the young lady

    Like0STFU0#102191
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    ugh

    I need to finish the option setting. I don't want Zucko to build youtube embeds for me :(

    Like0STFU0#102194
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    .... what game is that?

    Like0STFU0#102195
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    looks like a sim for gaybos who get blocked on facebook

    Like1STFU0#102197
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    ask me next wednesday, who out of us got laid most recently. Chump!

    Like0STFU0#102200
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    does it really matter?

    I got a chick off Tinder in June then ghosted her to focus on my work. She was like a 6/10.

    So if you get another 4/10 what have you accomplished really?

    Like0STFU0#102201
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    At best, something to brag about to some goons online. At worst, a pregnancy scare.

    Like0STFU0#102202
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    I don't really feel the need to brag. I'm just doing it for lols.

    Like0STFU0#102203
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    well in any case....

    We need a pic.

    Like0STFU0#102204
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    No pics this time sonny boy. She's innocent dude. Tear me to shreds it's all good, but leave the chick alone. Until she dumps me. THen all is fair game.

    Like0STFU0#102205
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    * Bono waits until the FB block

    Like0STFU0#102206
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    You liked the last one too

    Like0STFU0#102207
    Mucho User mikebrown603@aol.com_2Zucker

    mikebrown603@aol.com_2

    I get wood good, but I think I'll do some Viagra tomorrow and triple fuck that tight pussy.What about you MD? No pussy? You could still use it for masterbation....

    Like0STFU0#102220
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I just get blowjobs from trannies and fuck girls with beer bellies.

    Like0STFU0#102229
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    That lack of a comma and question mark made that comment confusing as fuck for us half-autist Norwegians.

    Like0STFU0#110268
  • Mucho User TigerigerVet

    Tigeriger

    Stop dickin around and make my omelette bitch.

    Like2STFU0#319
  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I notice I brought this up an additional point by turning my upvote into a downvote, then to an upvote again.

    Something about old votes being counted wrong?

    Like0STFU0#953
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    No, reload and it's right. Scores are cached a few seconds.

    Like0STFU0#104154
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Oh I see. Does your votes count as 2?

    Like0STFU0#104155
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Yeah, me and Macho so far

    Like0STFU0#104156
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Guess I had the last laugh! Bwahaha.

    Hey.

    Like0STFU0#115716
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Nice try

    That specific image is why I limited the size of embeds.

    Like0STFU0#115723