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I heard you guys talking about Slither

And I'll have you know it's the exact type of thing I most enjoy masturbating to

Submitted on May 28, 2018Freak Porn

Points: 14

Tags:slither alien impregnation Michael Rooker· 28 comments

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Vet
Barret
I*m with you bro.
Also first (fu rooster)
Like2STFU0#174688 years ago
Vet
megaFAGGOT
+1 for Fuck You Rooster you fucking First Fag
Like1STFU0#1324968 years ago
Vet
Rooster65 <img src="/images/holidays/dick.png">
I wasn't first this time, you slow FAGGOT. Maybe next time when your not busy changing your Depends, you can be first. LoL.
Like0STFU0#1325008 years ago
Vet
Barret
I'm more and more convinced that Rooster lives in some kind of mental patient home (i should know) and that he has multiple personalities. I knew a guy like that and he used to talk in the same way.
Like0STFU0#1325018 years ago
Vet
Bono
Punky?
Like0STFU0#1325048 years ago
Vet
Bono
-1 on the mental home theory... we've already seen one half of one of his wife's blurry tits
Like0STFU0#1325058 years ago
Vet
Rooster65 <img src="/images/holidays/dick.png">
And we've seen your Superman uderoos. Sad that they still fit. PMSL.
Like0STFU0#1325078 years ago
Vet
Barret
That's his caretaker's tits.
Like0STFU0#1325088 years ago
Vet
Barret
Note how sometimes he accidentally refers to himself as we. Just keep an eye out for it.
Like0STFU0#1325098 years ago
Vet
Barret
"we love the barret. sometimes"
Sometimes he doesn't use capital letters anymore. One of his alts takes over...
Like0STFU0#1325108 years ago
Vet
Rooster65 <img src="/images/holidays/dick.png">
Yes I've been in a mental award a time or two. Just to visit family.
Like0STFU0#1325118 years ago
Vet
Bono
My capitalization is also pretty inconsistent... and I am a very stable genius
Like0STFU0#1325128 years ago
Zucker
DrGiggles
*oppressive homosexual
Like1STFU1#1325138 years ago
Vet
Barret
Good comment.
Like1STFU1#1325318 years ago
Vet
Bono
Bad comment chain
Like0STFU0#1325838 years ago
Vet
Rooster65 <img src="/images/holidays/dick.png">
O.K. I'm intrigued. I like Gore, & whores.
Like0STFU0#174708 years ago
Vet
truckerhatjones the Golden
new band name
Like0STFU0#1325148 years ago
Zucker
DrGiggles
all of it ? just seems like random mutterings
Like0STFU1#1325168 years ago
Zucker
DrGiggles
I think rooster has some extra pressure on his brain at the moment
Like0STFU1#1325178 years ago
Vet
Rooster65 <img src="/images/holidays/dick.png">
Maybe. I did wake up early this morning. Major migraine. I named it Barrett.
Like0STFU0#1325218 years ago
Vet
Barret
A fine name for a migraine. One day id like to meet this Barrett.
Like2STFU0#1325328 years ago
Vet
CartersBird
She's a weird kind of ugly-hot that gets me extra stiff.
Like1STFU0#174988 years ago
Vet
CartersBird
Finished.
Like1STFU0#1325718 years ago
Zucker
DrGiggles
? you been tugging
Like0STFU1#1325758 years ago
Vet
Bono
You wanna get in on it?
Like0STFU0#1325848 years ago
Zucker
DrGiggles
Maybe
Like0STFU1#1325908 years ago
Vet
Bono
Faggot
Like0STFU0#1328418 years ago
Vet
CartersBird
Ha
Like0STFU0#1433948 years ago