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BuzzFeed's beta-male hosts try to scientifically test who is most attractive, with embarrassing results

Try Guys... is that their name or life advice?

Submitted on Jun 9, 2018Funny

Points: 15

Tags:buzzfeed try guys beta male cucks low testosterone· 39 comments

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makodragon
Holy shit, I should be at my peak testosterone range right now! No wonder I keep getting erections from sitting on the bus.
Like1STFU0#179918 years ago
Vet
makodragon
It's hard to hide my full 5 inches. In other words a massive dick.
Like0STFU0#1335468 years ago
Zucker
TheDudeAbides
The only thing to do now is challenge that good-looking Asian kid who won the competition.
Like1STFU0#1335478 years ago
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makodragon
I could take him, with me minus one testicle.
Like0STFU0#1335488 years ago
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Barret
I like No Bullshit, most of the time. Will watch this later.
Like0STFU0#179948 years ago
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Barret
Buzzfeed does science.
"Testosterone = violent"
Like1STFU0#179958 years ago
Vet
CartersBird
"Unless it's Muslim."
Like1STFU0#1335558 years ago
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Rooster65 <img src="/images/holidays/dick.png">
Damn. Snow at the beginning of June. Wonders will never cease to exist.
Like0STFU0#179968 years ago
Zucker
DrGiggles
American 'comedy' sucks
Like0STFU0#180048 years ago
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Bono
brb watching the 200 hours of Monty Python that no one remembers.
Like0STFU0#1335628 years ago
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Rooster65 <img src="/images/holidays/dick.png">
I do. Monty Python rocks Bono.
Like0STFU0#1335688 years ago
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makodragon
You know that last girl I fucked. I tried to watch The Life of Brian with her but ten minutes in she said it was shit and takes the piss out of Jesus.
I was like, okay I'm getting my last shag in then we're done.
Like2STFU0#1335738 years ago
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Bono
At least most of THAT was good
Like0STFU0#1335758 years ago
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Bono
@Rooster I'm talking about the tons of sketches that never made it into the infomercial
Like0STFU0#1335768 years ago
Vet
Rooster65 <img src="/images/holidays/dick.png">
Send a link.
Like0STFU0#1335788 years ago
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Bono
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzi0I3hEC7I
Like1STFU0#1335798 years ago
Zucker
DrGiggles
lol.. md is some kind of stud
Like0STFU0#1335828 years ago
Zucker
DrGiggles
so anyway bono... see you in 200 hours then
Like0STFU0#1335838 years ago
Vet
Bono
Fuck
Like0STFU0#1335918 years ago
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megaFAGGOT
MD are you talking about the "slam piggy?" she was a jesus freak?
Like0STFU0#1336088 years ago
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megaFAGGOT
I felt gross being exposed to this much BuzzFeed
Like0STFU0#180138 years ago
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Barret
Brings back memories of working there.
Like0STFU1#1336158 years ago
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megaFAGGOT
you have to be a thin soyboy to even apply... come on now.
Like0STFU0#1336218 years ago
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Barret
Yeah but you're twice the soyboy so it compensates.
Like0STFU0#1337118 years ago
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truckerhatjones the Golden
i see Barret's fat-guy vendetta continues
Like0STFU0#1337148 years ago
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truckerhatjones the Golden
fat guy on fat guy crime is at an all time high
Like1STFU0#1337158 years ago
Vet
truckerhatjones the Golden
fat guy 3: requiem
Like1STFU0#1337168 years ago
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truckerhatjones the Golden
Lunch for two: the fattening
Like0STFU0#1337178 years ago
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Barret
Fat X : Baphomet In Space
Like0STFU0#1337238 years ago
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Barret
The Fattening. by M.Night.Bedwetter
Like0STFU0#1337248 years ago
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Barret
Fatenince day.
Ok...I ran out of ideas.
Like0STFU0#1337268 years ago
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Barret
I even stole one of yours by accident.
Like0STFU0#1337288 years ago
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Barret
I was thinking about a different Fattening though!
Like0STFU0#1337308 years ago
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Barret
Not Saving Private Fatty
Like0STFU0#1337318 years ago
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truckerhatjones the Golden
The Cat In The Fat
Like0STFU0#1337328 years ago
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truckerhatjones the Golden
lol
Like0STFU0#180458 years ago
Vet
truckerhatjones the Golden
the one with the long face and glasses looks like my grandfather, thought he'd win
Like0STFU0#1336908 years ago
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truckerhatjones the Golden
R I P horseboy
Like0STFU0#1336918 years ago
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Barret
Lets get a bunch of absolute faggots together and make them try woman things. So they can go "oh my gerrrrd this is sooo horribleeeeee, wamen have it soo haaarrrrd". Even though they are basically women themselves.... Fucking buzzfeed.
Like1STFU0#180528 years ago