caterpillars gone wild

Trudeau's eyebrows fall off at G7


Submitted on Jun 10, 2018Funny
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  • Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Rooster, it's time to start reading your own comments while asking yourself: Am I making the slightest bit of sense?

    Before you hit submit, please.

    Also, firsting is for faggot, even if you try to cover up your firsting with gibberish. I CAN SEE THROUGH YOU, CHICKEN TITS!

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    For the record, I never said shut the fuck up!

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Man you people have ruined me. I find myself being a complete asshole no matter where I go on the internet now, worse so then on Mucho. Even in real life I've become an asshole... Even when I go on Facebook I find myself getting into arguments with hookers and even real people from all around the world.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    The truth is Barret, they probably deserved it.

    Like0STFU0#133763
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Hey MF I used to be a soft and gentle human being...

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Hookers are probably one of the most argumentative people because they don't need to be 'right', they can solve all of their problems by charging for use of the vagina.

    Like1STFU0#133765
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Soon as i hit the comment button, I realized Mucho has ruined my online social life for good.

    Like0STFU0#133767
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Only a nice guy would protect the gamer identities of a couple of steam fags.

    Like0STFU0#133769
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Silence ketchup boy. I have more MZ rep then y....oh shit.

    Moving on.

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    Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    who actually uses steam to talk to people?

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    I get, it now, you're probably just taking precautions to not reveal your own identity. Entirely selfish. Total arsehole level reached.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    duh, who actually uses the internet as a form of communication?

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Awh shit, Mr.Edge is here. Better put on disinfectant right away. Don't want those cuts to get infected.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    You need to let loose bro. Nobody really gives a shit. And if they do, you have discovered who the arseholes are.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I'm just angry that guy has a higher steam level then me.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    I really did run off Rooster.

    Next stop, shouting out "You're all gonna die virgins!" at the children's cancer ward.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    ........

    .

    .

    . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Wait for it. . . . . . . . . . . . .. .. Good.

    Like0STFU0#133782
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Fuck Bono with his linebreaks up his cancer infested rectum.

    Like1STFU0#133783
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Imagine that you had to scroll long time before getting to the Good.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    lol scroll long time!

    you long time been in Thailand

    Like1STFU0#133785
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Dude, I don't think it's mucho fucking you up, it's being in Thailand and dealing with nobody but hookers. Nobody who might make a nice gesture towards you just for being a mate. Not mucho bro.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Its second nature now...

    Why is it called second nature? Shouldn't it be first nature?

    Feels more like first nature.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    I should think it's probably because you learned to speak properly first, then like a gook second.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    You might be on to something, its been like a steady development for a couple of years, but it really let loose since living here. I'm rude to people too, get into fights (using the word fight loosely), verbally and physically. Maybe its just a side-effect of being around humans.

    Was with a German friend (yeah i found my own seagull) at a strip club the other week, and he pointed out after we left, that he laughs his ass off because I keep making sarcastic jokes to the girls, but they don't understand my humour because Thais don't understand sarcasm. I had to think about it.... Did I make sarcastic jokes? I don't even remember making ANY jokes. But yeah, surely enough, I do almost nothing but make sarcastic jokes and being dismissive, because I had enough of pushy Thai girls and I'm just looking to have fun. Its like there's no off button.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    * Barret gropes the waitress

    "wat diss? wat diss?"

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    I think it's normal for your situation, yeah. As for the steam thing, I think you were spot on parodying that faggot who answered previously.

    Like0STFU0#133791
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    You should see me on the Thai groups im in, I had to privatize my face to avoid getting kicked out of clubs/go go bars. Arguing with the owners and shit. I swear EVERYONE is an asshole here. The girls, management, owners, customers, the cops, street vendors, uglies at the desk in 7/11.

    YET, I'm still dreading going back to the civilized western world. You can't even mention to people that you have been in Thailand, certainly not living there for one year. Some people's first reaction to hearing that I visited for 2 months last year was "Isn't that where all the pedos go?". Wtf... Fucking social justice country.

    Thanks for coming up with my fake name by the way. It comes in handy in so many ways.

    For anyone wondering, my fake name that MD came up with is Fritjoff.

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    Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    so just go to a slightly less cucked country.

    Like0STFU0#133793
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    It gets kind of awkward when they give you that look.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    I don't remember coming up with Fritjoff. Doesn't sound like a me name at all.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    I think you're forgetting dude, that racism against whites can and does exist.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    You will always be a white boy farang to them, Barretone.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Just like us dudes will never know what it's like to have vagina privilege.

    Like0STFU0#133799
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Yeah that was a joke. Everyone still knows me as Mac. Although they get that wrong too and say Max. Max sounds like some kind of fat plumber or electrician, so its half accurate I guess.

    That guy replied that it was ok to be a casual gamer, but you should not expect to be taken seriously. lol Told him that I don't reply to virgins with anime profiles.

    Guys that speak a little Thai tell me that they often hear Thai's insult them in Thai when they don't think you understand. Stuff like stupid falang or buffallo. Makes me wanna learn Thai when I get home. Yeah we are trash to them.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    "Buffallo?"

    I'd take that as a compliment if anything. Thai's should leave the insults to the professionals like us. Fucking slitty-eyed fucks!

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    lol I just realized I'm a slitty-eyed fuck too. Fail.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Me too, I'm surprised they can tell I'm not Thai.

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    Mucho User BILLYMAYSHEREVet

    BILLYMAYSHERE

    embrace the mean Barret..its the only way to live...FUCK EM ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

    Like0STFU0#133814
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    But I don't wanna end up like you guys....

    Like0STFU0#133817
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I want to be a good person and a valued member of society.

    Like0STFU0#133818
    Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    Lots of Muchoers are normal people who only come here to feed the dark side and let off rage

    Like0STFU0#133820
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I'm insulting them. No need to explain Captain megaObvious.

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  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Yeah Justin isn't a raging fgt for real, he's just standing up for Canadian values.

    No really.

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