Slop Thots

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Submitted on Jun 24, 2018Gross
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  • Mucho User TigerigerVet

    Tigeriger

    Upvote because these hooers are ugly as fuck.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Was the first one a guy? I couldn't tell. I just voted and ran from this hideous shit.

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    Mucho User TigerigerVet

    Tigeriger

    I think it’s impossible to classify these ‘things’ but that did make this mucho-worthy.

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    Mucho User TigerigerVet

    Tigeriger

    Hey Fats, you dead or did you just decide to take your ball home ?

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    He said he was moving awhile ago. Not sure if he meant exercise or getting a new address.

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    Mucho User TigerigerVet

    Tigeriger

    Ha haa. Moving will do the boy some good.

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  • Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    lol now that you ain't gonna die, you can stop makin peace with the world and beginsome good ol' fashioned nigger-hatin'!

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  • Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Man... when you have a massive dump, and you can't sit comfortable for at least an hour afterwards...

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    It doesn't happen on the regular like. But I thought I was getting my arse torn wide open by a fucking canoe-sized turd. I looked into the pan and saw just average joe turd, with some battle blood in the water.

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    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    jesus dude, you might want to get that looked at

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    That's easy for you to say, my arse isn't as pretty as yours fries.

    I know because I took pictures of the region, and, well, I didn't sub it, did I?

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    It's not that bad guys, jesus. You guys are more concerned about my rectal health than you were Rooster's fuckin' tumour!

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Lots of people have tumors, only one person has makodragon's poop chute

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    THJ literally tried to E-rape you once

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    That was back on old chat too, so I had the logs saved

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Have you ever considered showing him your bunghole?

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    I considered showing you all my shitflap. Because for some reason that seems more normal than showing just one person it. But I decided against it.

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    That makes you a tease...

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    oh shit... you faggots are smelling my anal blood!

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Having sympathy anal bleeding with you today. Worst flight ever.

    Staying up all evening, drinking and NOT SLEEPING. Take a 10 hour flight in the morning, 22 hour long journey, took a sleeping pill. STILL CANT SLEEP!!! Upset stomach welcome though. I love continually wiping my bloody asshole in that tiny piss smelling stall while people are smashing on my door.

    No wonder Kirk is always so touch.

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  • Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    a wonderful post from fatmofat. what a day.

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  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Hi guys! Im home ag-.... Nevermind, Fuck you Im going back to Thailand.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Im sure thats what you and your best buddy shark talk about when youre gossiping on tinder.

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Are you actually back in the Eurofagzone?

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Yeah just walked in the door and had a shower...smelled almost like an indian

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    Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    22 hours of no sleep, no bathing, and constant public ass wiping will do that

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    It ended up being 24 hours, for some reason, getting across a couple of towns was more work then traveling half the globe. Thats what happens when no one likes you so you have nobody to pick you up at the airport. Remember that....Bamford.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Jesus christ that russian toilet paper burns the starfish when youre bleeding...

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    Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    i already have a wife and friends and all sorts of normie shit.

    Like1STFU0#135526
    Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    that's why i get to be outrageous

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  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    lol, thought it was a gay compilation, but turns out it was just niggers.

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  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    This could have been amazing...

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