Happy Birthday, America!

Go blow some shit up!

by Bono

Submitted on Jul 4, 2018WTF

Points: 16

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Tags:lockdown have some fun school shootings warning sign· 36 comments

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CartersBird
This looks like something that would appear on an edgy movie that makes a political statement that's way too on-the-nose.
Like The Purge.
Like0STFU0#189988 years ago
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truckerhatjones the Golden
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsTk1CVwSnE
Like0STFU0#1362348 years ago
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truckerhatjones the Golden
found out you're subscribed to screen junkies you fruit loop
Like0STFU0#1362358 years ago
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CartersBird
I was thinking of that video, but I am not subscribed to anyone. That feature has been fucking broken for years at this point.
Like0STFU0#1362378 years ago
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glandmilker
and we just worried about being nuked when I was little
Like0STFU0#190038 years ago
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CartersBird
Duck and cover, duck and cover...
Like0STFU0#1362388 years ago
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Rooster65 <img src="/images/holidays/dick.png">
Kneel,duck, & cover. Sounds like a pre sexual ritual for Giggles tho.
Like1STFU0#1362398 years ago
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FredGspotSanford
Ducks rule
Like0STFU0#1362408 years ago
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CartersBird
Lol
Like0STFU0#1362418 years ago
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BILLYMAYSHERE
i dont know about your schools..but our desks were lead-lined and hade iodine tablets stored underneath,right next to the giant wads of hubba-bubba
Like2STFU0#1362608 years ago
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makodragon
Interesting read.
Like0STFU0#1362708 years ago
Zucker
bamford
certainly satire
Like0STFU0#1362738 years ago
Zucker
JordanSimms
Pussies
Like0STFU0#190068 years ago
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makodragon
Gotta love how 'man' is brown...
Like0STFU0#190088 years ago
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makodragon
Happy treason day, you treacherous oafs.
Like1STFU0#190108 years ago
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BILLYMAYSHERE
should be a faggles-free day..but i know we wont be so lucky
Like0STFU0#1362618 years ago
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bamford
MD is the embodiment of what england has become.
Like0STFU0#1362638 years ago
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makodragon
Yeah, well, it could be worse, couldn't it.
Like0STFU0#1362688 years ago
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makodragon
Jiggles has toned it down lately. We should all be grateful.
Like0STFU0#1362698 years ago
Zucker
DrGiggles
im busy at the moment
Like0STFU0#1362718 years ago
Zucker
DrGiggles
plus ive seen enough stupidity on this site
Like0STFU0#1362728 years ago
Zucker
bamford
been enough stupidity*
Like0STFU0#1362748 years ago
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makodragon
Still intrigued to know where you're from, you mysterious hunk...
Like0STFU0#1362758 years ago
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DrGiggles
Didn't bumford already say where he was from
Like0STFU0#1362938 years ago
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megaFAGGOT
something about living rent-free in MD's head probably
Like0STFU0#1362948 years ago
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megaFAGGOT
Just curious Fries, what's it like to not have an independence day?
Like0STFU0#1362958 years ago
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DrGiggles
What you've never had you never miss
Like0STFU0#1362968 years ago
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DrGiggles
Like Bono and puberty
Like1STFU0#1362978 years ago
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megaFAGGOT
You've never had independence?
Like0STFU0#1362988 years ago
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megaFAGGOT
Wow. Let me pour some of my Freedom out for you...
Like0STFU0#1362998 years ago
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DrGiggles
there wouldn't even be an America if it wasn't for us Brits , you should be grateful.
Like1STFU0#190198 years ago
Zucker
DrGiggles
you fucks would all still be running around in loincloths with feathers on your heads
Like1STFU0#1362768 years ago
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Bono
And drinking tea that was taxed at exorbitant rates. No thank you
Like1STFU0#1362928 years ago
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megaFAGGOT
Upvote for America and Freedom and Independence
Like1STFU0#190238 years ago
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truckerhatjones the Golden
fuck yeah
Like0STFU0#1363038 years ago
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TheDudeAbides
No one could be that tone deaf.
Like0STFU0#190628 years ago