Chas and Dave : The Bollocks Song

RIP Chas Hodges. Live version of the song. Could be the theme to Daily Bollocks

Mucho User DrGiggles
Submitted on Sep 23, 2018Art & Music
Points: -13
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Tags:proper cockneybollockstesticlesfries is a fucking retardchas and davechas & davesongshitty sound quality because fries is retarded· 37 comments

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  • Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    sounds quality is not worthy. Autoupvote becomes a Downvote.

    Like0STFU0#22168
    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    you do know cuz its live ? I had made it clear you shit muncher

    Like0STFU1#142003
    Mucho User charismaZucker

    charisma

    this vid is shitty and confusing so good job

    Like1STFU1#142004
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    yeah okay you thick cunt, giggles.

    Let the votes decide

    Like0STFU0#142005
    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    did I just suddenly board the idiot boat ?

    Like0STFU1#142006
    Mucho User comaTOASTpsychoVet

    comaTOASTpsycho

    You mighta, but yes let the votes decide, and umm, I thi k they need adjusted....I double up now biishes !

    Like0STFU0#142007
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Almost worth a mod dump for fries trying to pretend he fixed the audio when he probably made it shittier on purpose or did nothing.

    Like2STFU0#142008
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Do it Barret. I can't do it out of principle because it's Chas & Dave.

    Like0STFU0#142010
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I made it this far without abusing my powers.

    I'm like...the only mod in mucho history that didn't abuse his powers and/or got demodded.

    Like0STFU0#142011
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Although in this case, its more like reverse abuse....positive abuse? Whatever term feminists would come up for it. Equality?

    Social Justice.

    Like1STFU0#142012
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    I'm the only mod in history that got remodded. That counts for something.

    Like0STFU0#142013
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    lol indeed. We are the specials.

    Like1STFU0#142014
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    ^ jelly cause he's not special

    Like0STFU0#142029
  • Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    well you disparaged the only cockney on the site you utter spaz

    Like0STFU0#142015
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    I was gonna sub a better version, but I'm not retarded enough to actually act on every dumb impulse I have

    Like1STFU0#142016
    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    there isn't a better version , its why I subbed this and also why I made it clear it was the live version , there was another version but I thought it might be copyrighted

    Like0STFU2#142017
    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    * DrGiggles refrains from showing full thoughts for fear of blank comments and other such zucko nonsense

    Like0STFU1#142020
  • Mucho User comaTOASTpsychoVet

    comaTOASTpsycho

    Explain the scoring system gigs, i cant remember, and boner cant be found today

    Like0STFU0#142021
    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    you mean why you only get 1 voting point but some get 2 voting points

    Like0STFU1#142023
    Mucho User comaTOASTpsychoVet

    comaTOASTpsycho

    That , and why this sub isnt in the negative more being that the people with two pointer votes arent showed in your overall score for this post

    Like0STFU0#142024
    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    luckily my upvote cancels out a lot of the stupidity. plus vets get double votes points

    Like0STFU1#142025
    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    but ive only just subbed this so plenty more time for downvotes

    Like2STFU1#142027
  • Mucho User UUoodyVet

    UUoodythe Junkyard Dog

    That really sucked....totally unintelligible. But these are the words....

    1 2 3 BOLLOCKS! Now it's a comical word, not half! I don't know why, but there's something about it, always makes me laugh! Now you can call them testicles, or knackers or cobblers, nuts or balls but 1 2 3 BOLLOCKS! It's a diddle...

    Now its just as well for all concerned they dangle where they do Oh, wouldn't it be embarrassing if they always was on view? 'Cos there's something quite undignified about a pair of nuts But they conjure up a comical sight, there ain't no ifs or buts

    1 2 3 BOLLOCKS!

    1 2 3 BOLLOCKS! Now it's a comical word, not half! I don't know why, but there's something about it, always makes me laugh! Now you can call them testicles, or knackers or cobblers nuts or balls but 1 2 3 BOLLOCKS! It's a diddle...

    Now, the word has many meanings listen here and you'll agree, if you say you've "dropped a bollock" then you mucked it up you see if you give someone "a bollocking" then you've really told them off, and you know you've had a good giggle when you've "laughed your bollocks off"!

    1 2 3 BOLLOCKS!

    1 2 3 BOLLOCKS! Now it's a comical word, not half! I don't know why, but there's something about it, always makes me laugh! Now you can call them testicles, or knackers or cobblers nuts or balls but 1 2 3 BOLLOCKS! It's a diddle...

    Like2STFU0#22178
    Mucho User charismaZucker

    charisma

    now i can sing along at home thanks

    Like1STFU0#142032