Thugs Make Easy Getaway from Robbery...

Group of no-gooders entered a Shell gas station on the corner of 201 Auburn Way South, one proceeded to steal 2 pepperoni sticks. After eating one stick, the no good thief offers other delinquent the last stick. Store clerk saw this and charged the teen for the snacks, argument broke out about payment. The teen boy offers $1 for restitution. In the heat of the moment the employee gets struck by a minor heart attack and collapses to the floor.

The teenage, spur of the moment thief, reenters the gas station to take money out of the register as clerk lays on floor unconscious. Three minutes after leaving the scene good samaritans arrived and called for medical attention. The store clerk is said to be in the hospital on life support.


Submitted on Oct 5, 2018WTF
Points: 13


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  • Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    although.... wtf does naming the petrol station have to do with this ? is it free advertising ?

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    You are basically Giggles best friend now MD, you're the only one that talks to him, besides the rare insult from me or billy.

    Like1STFU0#142891
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    What have you gotta make me feel dirty like that for?

    Like1STFU0#142892
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Its like when you check on MS and see only punky and giggles in the recent comments, except here its giggles and...well you know :(

    Like1STFU0#142893
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I would add his face to the Super Deepthroat flash game if i knew how.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    By the way, Bono! We need Super Deepthroat the flash game already!

    Like0STFU0#142899
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Ever wanted to mouthrape android 18? Now your dreams can finally come true.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Hey Tig, Knock yourself out with the meme thread this week. Its friday.

    Like0STFU0#142904
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Fine! Let me get out my lappy and find the work material. I discovered I had nothing on this hunk of junk.

    Like0STFU0#142906
  • Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    tell me you wouldn't have done the same..

    Like0STFU0#22610
  • Mucho User JordanSimmsZucker

    JordanSimms

    Clerk on life support is not a minor heart attack. :(

    Like0STFU0#22623