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VetCartersBird
So I think it would be more effective to measure it in old ladies per minute.
Let's say 2 old ladies per minute. How long could you keep that pace?
Vetmakodragon
Not as long, I think I would knock the heads off of the first 100 or so and not have enough juice left in the tank. Unlless someone then plays like, fucking eye of the tiger or some shit...
VetCartersBird
Strategy is also in effect. You were a weightlifter, so why not snap their necks?
VetVetCartersBird
Pop. Next. Pop.
Punching would hurt your hands after awhile. Surprisingly soon, I'd bet.
VetVetVetVetCartersBird
Well it depends. Some of them get pretty savage. If you had a size advantage I could see you taking 1 maybe 2. But c'mon.
Unless you wanna move the goalposts to geriatric BLACK ladies.
VetCartersBird
I need to know if we're talking generic London blacks or shriveled housewives.
VetVetCartersBird
IF I CAN'T BEAT UP OLD LADIES, THEN WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE DOING? WHAT IS THIS ALL ABOUT?
VetVetCartersBird
I'm gonna wait til you're an old lady. Then we'll see who gets the last bamford.
VetVetVetVetmakodragon
no bro, I don't. However I am about to get into debt to drink more booze, so fuck you PUSSY!
VetCartersBird
Why would you ever do something so stupid? Don't you usually spend your last pence on smokums?
Vetmakodragon
I can honestly say though, tonight has been better than fucking my last bitch.
VetVetVetCartersBird
You've had a wild ride. The LOWEST post on most discussed is at 31, and it's mostly you trying to kajig the noob knob. Glad you had fun with fun people. And also bamford.
VetCartersBird
And you hate THJ and megafaggot now? Are they less toxic than bamford? Or just online more often?
VetCartersBird
The Bamgod seems to employ the BMH style of commenting. Drop a nuke then fuck off for a day or two. Hard to fight.
VetCartersBird
Anywho, shower time. Gonna jerk off while thinking of something super hetero, like bamford fucking Laurie Holden from the X-Files.
Vetmakodragon
I don't hold a grudge. What kind of faggot mod would I be if I did that. Believe it or not, being a mod is actually important to me because I like the site and I like the faggots that frequent it. Sure I can be a dick, but I don't hold a grudge. Why the fuck do you think I have the highest rep? I like this shit. A lot. And everything that comes with it.
Vetmakodragon
hey I have to take a loss every now and then, so what? In the grand scheme of things, it's all about the site, not me.
VetVetVetmakodragon
also, sorry CB, but I don't get that x-files reference. Barret would. I'm just a lesser mod.
Vetmakodragon
okay... now to get booze from the shop withoout looking like a complete alcoholic..
ZuckerVetZuckerVetmakodragon
I'll send you in, you have a good serious face. Non-threatening. Like an exposed snail. Innocent, and vulnerable.
VetVetVetVetCartersBird
The X Files thing was just an actress that used to be ridiculously sexy.
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VetVetmakodragon
I thought better of spending more money on booze. God, the next week is going to be an arduous trial of boredom.
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