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Fuck It

The only thing cola light is good for

Submitted on Oct 17, 2018Freak Porn

Points: 17

Fuck It

Tags:always fuck coka cola coke light PEPSI YEAH· 37 comments

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truckerhatjones the Golden
obviously he was soft when he entered, and then the thought of delicious Coke made him rock hard
Like2STFU0#232098 years ago
Vet
Barret
Silence rhat.
Like0STFU0#1449498 years ago
Vet
Barret
So he was closing his eyes and thinking of something else when putting his dick in?
Like0STFU0#1449508 years ago
Vet
truckerhatjones the Golden
He was probably thinking of Pepsi so he could stay soft enough to fit inside the bottle
Like3STFU0#1449518 years ago
Vet
Barret
I gave you that one. Don't go thinking you scored points for coke here.
Like0STFU0#1449548 years ago
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truckerhatjones the Golden
in order to "score points" there has to be a game being played...Coke won a long time ago
Like3STFU0#1449608 years ago
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FredGspotSanford
https://youtu.be/siLkbdVxntU
Like1STFU0#1449638 years ago
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megaFAGGOT
I will admit that was a win for Pepsi
Like0STFU0#1450078 years ago
Vet
megaFAGGOT
GOAT commercial accident
Like1STFU0#1450088 years ago
Vet
UUoody the Junkyard Dog
So, Barret, how did you get it off?
Like0STFU0#232138 years ago
Vet
Barret
Once I was fully erect, it burst, just like my fleshlights.
Like1STFU0#1449538 years ago
Vet
truckerhatjones the Golden
how often do your lady friends allow you to put it in their butt
Like0STFU0#1449588 years ago
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Barret
Never enough.
Like0STFU0#1449598 years ago
Vet
truckerhatjones the Golden
probably because their assholes would explode
Like0STFU0#1449618 years ago
Vet
truckerhatjones the Golden
stop exploding peoples' assholes >:(
Like0STFU0#1449628 years ago
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Barret
Don't do that I still feel bad...
Like0STFU0#1449658 years ago
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Rooster65 <img src="/images/holidays/dick.png">
It's a diet Coke.. Must be a chubby chaser.
Like0STFU0#232178 years ago
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Barret
Hah, ol rooster still has some good ones in him.
Like0STFU0#1450368 years ago
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FredGspotSanford
Especially on Tuesday
Like0STFU0#1450378 years ago
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Bono
Now where's the post about the site revolting over your forced memes...
Like0STFU0#232458 years ago
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Barret
You're site would be NOTHING without my forced memes.
NOTHING.
Actually I'm not sure what forced memes but....
Like0STFU0#1451278 years ago
Vet
Bono
Your*
Like0STFU0#1451308 years ago
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Barret
The only thing correctable in my comment.
Like0STFU0#1451318 years ago
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makodragon
except for your use of FOUR full stops to indicate a silent pause...
it's THREE dots... THREE!
Like1STFU1#1451328 years ago
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Barret
Predator 2 was better then Predator 1.
Like0STFU2#1451338 years ago
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makodragon
I always thought your sister's opinions were meaningful and valuable to mankind.
Like1STFU0#1451348 years ago
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Barret
Ok I will take back mine if you do yours.
Like0STFU0#1451358 years ago
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Barret
No reason to bring family into this man.
Like0STFU0#1451368 years ago
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Barret
I just remembered I'm not part of the family anymore so it doesn't matter..
Like0STFU0#1451378 years ago
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Bono
We're your family now
Like1STFU1#1451388 years ago
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makodragon
Predator 1>family. But I will take it back, with bonus finger up my own pisshole, if you do.
Like0STFU0#1451398 years ago
Zucker
Oster
Predator 3 is the best.
Like1STFU2#1451408 years ago
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Barret
Ok, Predator 2 was only 97% as good.
Like0STFU1#1451418 years ago
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Barret
Finally, someone we can all agree to stfu.
Like3STFU0#1451428 years ago
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makodragon
and your sister should only suck 97% of my dick
Like0STFU0#1451438 years ago
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makodragon
I'm not really sticking a finger up my peehole. Not even to shut your vapid sister up forever.
Like0STFU0#1451448 years ago
Zucker
DrGiggles
Pisshead
Like0STFU0#1459398 years ago