Two reasons to stop watching porn

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• Zucker

  bamford

  first one looks like a young Ripey.

  Like0STFU0#246678 years ago
• Zucker

  bamford

  Ripley...

  Like1STFU0#246688 years ago
  Vet

  UUoodythe Junkyard Dog

  I can believe it ! .......or not.

  Like0STFU0#1493848 years ago
  Zucker

  bamford

  you know darn well i mean the woman from Alien, although i can't think of the actress.

  Like0STFU0#1493858 years ago
  Zucker

  bamford

  sigourney weaver.

  Like0STFU0#1493868 years ago
  Vet

  UUoodythe Junkyard Dog

  You mean "Ghostthrusters" starring So Horny Weaver

  Like3STFU0#1493878 years ago
  Vet

  Rooster65<img src="/images/holidays/dick.png">

  Googled it, didn't ya?

  Like0STFU0#1493888 years ago
  Vet

  UUoodythe Junkyard Dog

  Well yeah!......but I do remember seeing a porn flick in a porn theater that stared So Horny Weaver. Some of the younger here will have to google "porn theater" to find out what that was.

  Like0STFU0#1493898 years ago
  Vet

  UUoodythe Junkyard Dog

  *starred

  Like0STFU0#1493908 years ago
• Zucker

  T0llb00thwillie🎂

  Who hasn't had the first gal before, makes you wanna move and get a new cellular #.

  Like2STFU0#246708 years ago
  Vet

  UUoodythe Junkyard Dog

  You need to be enrolled into the new federal "walk of shame protection program"

  Like0STFU0#1493928 years ago
  Zucker

  T0llb00thwillie🎂

  No, I identify as a heterosexual male who's cock is functional and majestic

  Like0STFU0#1493958 years ago