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Saw The Funniest Fucking Thing On Imgur Today

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  • Mucho User BILLYMAYSHEREVet

    BILLYMAYSHERE

    fuck im so old and out of the zeitgeist ...W T F is an incel?...why cant these fuckin cunts get their shit together?

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    maybe you two. If this is real Holy shit. LOL

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    Mucho User BILLYMAYSHEREVet

    BILLYMAYSHERE

    fuckin made up bullshit words..fuck ALLLLLLL YOUNG PEOPLE...FUCK EM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Like1STFU0#150228
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Oster for sure counts as an incel for the people that use that word seriously.

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Words are serious Barret.

    Like0STFU0#150233
    Mucho User RapeBeardNoob

    RapeBeard

    Is an incel like an ingrown butt-hair or what.

    Like0STFU0#150234
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Why does a Norwegian have to teach Americans English, get with the times already :(

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    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    Speaking of which, I have a cup of coffee. And a slice of pecan pie.

    And a hunger to dethrone your twink ass.

    Like1STFU0#150259
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    I was the first to win. Sucks Losers

    Like0STFU0#150267
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    RIP TheDude, Billy and Woody.

    Like0STFU0#150273
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    an incel is a dude who is considered 'involuntarily celibate'. Basically, their punters.

    Like0STFU0#150287
  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    inb4 George Takei starts tweeting about how we need to protect "sex workers" from taxes and how he used to work as a sex worked in the concentration camps when he was a kid, sucking the guards dicks for pennies.

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    Mucho User RapeBeardNoob

    RapeBeard

    ^ There's a sentence I don't think you'll find in his autobiography

    Like0STFU0#150237
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Didn't George Takei proudly brag about how he used to take mancock in his ass when he was an underage boy? For some reason it was cool when he said it.

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    Mucho User RapeBeardNoob

    RapeBeard

    I don't think that was in the autobiography either though I wouldn't put it by him.

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  • Mucho User RapeBeardNoob

    RapeBeard

    I am of the firm belief, that women are things and they should all be free. Their bodies are not theirs. THIS IS AMERICA. Take your commie women's issues somewhere else, cunts!

    Like2STFU0#25135
    Mucho User RapeBeardNoob

    RapeBeard

    I only speak truth, friend! Everything I say on this site is 100 % serious and 100 % true!

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    Mucho User RapeBeardNoob

    RapeBeard

    Well aren't you a bastion of pleasantness.

    Like0STFU0#150250
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Master of boringness*

    Like0STFU0#150251
    Mucho User RapeBeardNoob

    RapeBeard

    Ah, so you have 2 titles? I'd be willing to bet you have 2 titties and they hang out over your balding gash.

    Like1STFU0#150252
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    shouldn't all gashes be bald? Or are you claiming im balding when im bald?

    Like0STFU0#150253
    Mucho User RapeBeardNoob

    RapeBeard

    Semantics will get you everywhere, baby.

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    Mucho User RapeBeardNoob

    RapeBeard

    Oh does TR use "big words" too? I'll be sure not to blow your mind with my powered up autism skills, bruh.

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  • Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    ZMashTV - a review, by the greatest of all time. Inspired by Adderall.

    Controls are simple. Barret's English is good but his word choice is fucked. I choose to believe he does it on purpose just to make sure his game isn't too enjoyable.

    "Lower accuracy" is listed as an upgrade, then has a paragraph explaining that it's a convoluted spread system. Most useful when you have lots of ballistic upgrades.

    Automatic fire is the single best quality-of-life upgrade early in the game... and it's free? So the player is forced to click through a couple levels of spam just to decide they want to fire automatic. Again, Barret sabotages his game. Again, on purpose. That rat fuck.

    The attention to detail is impressive. All the little fucking inside jokes that only 5 people care about are there. I enjoy it. Cuddle cat, the insipid Pepsi meme, piss jugs galore.

    My favorite is that when you upgrade your ammo to the fart clouds, your player runs around backwards for that stint of the game.

    All in all, 7/10, would dominate again. A fun little shooter.

    P.S. Why am I hard mode? You imply it's more difficult to win as me? Fuck you asshole.

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    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    P.P.S. Fuck Toast, the sub-bosses after you beat the main game are annoying and he is their king.

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    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    P.P.P.S. I was surprised how many different ammo types there are. I made a laser show with ricochet effects.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Appreciate the review, even if it is in the wrong place. I lol'd hard at the accuracy and autofire paragraph. Lets just say that there was a logic behind most of those things you mentioned, but I'm not saying that the logic was very logical.

    5 People....that's considered a mass success in these part of the web.

    I blame that farting car video someone subbed a while ago for the fart gun, I instantly knew it had to be done.

    P.S. they give you weaker ammo because you're obviously too good for normal ammo.

    P.P.S. Indeed.

    P.P.P.S. Originally there was no limit to how many times you could upgrade bounce, as you can see from the mucho finger section of the advertisement. Had to gradually take that down from 8 to 1 upgrade because it was so OP and also made the game grind to a half with lag eventually.

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    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    Bullet Bounce is the premier mid-game upgrade. It instantly resets difficulty if used with piercing ammo.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Oster was like, "Bounce? that sounds like shit, why would i wanna get that?".

    And this is why he's only number 2.

    You should have been my beta tester.

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Bounce is only useful after 21.

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    The yellow lasers are fun to play with.

    Like0STFU0#150290
  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Zuckers argue that their comments are real comments, but they won't even work for their rep.

    Like1STFU0#150356
  • Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    How am I supposed to continue my side job? I can't live on BarretBucks.

    Like0STFU0#25183