Thug life

Skills that pay bills


by CUNT
Submitted on Dec 22, 2018WTF
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  • Mucho User truckerhatjonesVet

    truckerhatjonesthe Golden

    you aint lived til you empty 10 or 12 summer baked gallon jugs into your backyard.. i had to run the hose a bit just so i was sure it didnt reach the neighbors

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Like in Jurassic Park 3 when that kid uses T Rex pee to keep raptors away from his camp

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    "But it attracts the really big one with the fin..."

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    JP3 was criminally underrated you assholes

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    That movie helped teach me to hate women before i hated women.

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  • Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    Le Pétomane was the stage name of the French flatulist (professional farter) and entertainer Joseph Pujol (June 1, 1857 – 1945). He was famous for his remarkable control of the abdominal muscles, which enabled him to seemingly fart at will. His stage name combines the French verb péter, "to fart" with the -mane, "-maniac" suffix, which translates to "fartomaniac". The profession is also referred to as "flatulist", "farteur", or "fartiste".

    It is a common misconception that Joseph Pujol actually passed intestinal gas as part of his stage performance. Rather, Pujol was able to "inhale" or move air into his rectum and then control the release of that air with his anal sphincter muscles. Evidence of his ability to control those muscles was seen in the early accounts of demonstrations of his abilities to fellow soldiers.

    [Before you jokers strain yourself, the preceding was liberated in toto from another website with the most minor of abridging.]

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  • Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    it's a scented candle now.

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