Squid Ink Shampoo

Just when I thought I knew all the ways my wife could waste our money, she comes home with Squid Ink Shampoo.....then complains that her hair feels greasy. But the dog likes the way it smells.

Mucho User UUoody
Submitted on Dec 23, 2018WTF
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Squid Ink Shampoo
Tags:squidinkshampooestrogen=stupid· 10 comments

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  • Mucho User FlashGordonNoob

    FlashGordonfucks himself

    For as much as that probably cost, the squid had better ink my head itself and then dance a fucking jig.

    Like1STFU0#26252
  • Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Women will buy any old shit as long as you package it up nice and make it sound exotic.

    "Specially formulated authentic albino Lemur earwax minge-lipbalm..."

    Like3STFU0#26258
  • Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Its for people that have hair. Hair soap.

    Like3STFU0#152696
  • Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    imagine this with any other animal... cobra venom shampoo. bird shit shampoo. barret lard shampoo.

    Like1STFU0#26267
  • Mucho User glandmilkerVet

    glandmilker

    Bukkake shampoo had an armor type finish to your hair

    Like2STFU0#26275
    Mucho User FreeeggsZucker

    Freeeggs

    It’s also great for acne. That’s how I got rid of my butt acne

    Like0STFU0#154708
  • Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    6 lines of description and no price?

    Like0STFU0#26874
  • Mucho User FreeeggsZucker

    Freeeggs

    Where the fuck did she find that? Really cool but that looks like some serious overpriced hippy new age shit

    Like0STFU0#26883