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Chuck Testa gone extreme


Submitted on Jan 9, 2019WTF
Points: 20


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  • Mucho User TigerigerVet

    Tigeriger

    The only drones at Heathrow are serving food.

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  • Mucho User FredGspotSanfordVet

    FredGspotSanford

    I need to purchase another love doll from Bono and do this to it.

    Like1STFU0#26686
  • Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Caw caw death from above.

    Like0STFU2#153962
  • Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    if pigs could fly naturally, their wings would be delicious.

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    If pigs could shut the fuck up, you wouldn't have made that comment

    Like1STFU0#153968
    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    I don't like many comments but TR' s deserves the recognition

    Like0STFU3#153998
    Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    he stole it from the front page of reddit. him and 50,000 other facebook uncles reposted it pretending it was original or clever.

    Like0STFU1#153999
    Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    i guess it makes sense. you really want to hook up with some uncles.

    Like0STFU1#154000
    Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    seriously, you and mako have painted brits into a corner. i envision them all as fat mopey cunts now. you owe the darth vader guy an apology.

    Like0STFU1#154001
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    stay tuned for more 'when slavic shithole immigrants get uppity on shock sites'

    Like0STFU0#154002
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    I believe you are mistaking yourself for someone who thoughts people actually give a shit about

    Like0STFU0#154003
    Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    md's opinion is about as relevant and about as pleasant as a fart in the wind.

    Like0STFU1#154005
    Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    credit where credit is due, i lold at slavic.

    and also at your life.

    Like0STFU1#154006
    Mucho User truckerhatjonesVet

    truckerhatjonesthe Golden

    ever since youguys met, you haven't been able to make friends or act normal... like the two supers from Hancock who lose their powers when they touch

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    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    but neither of the 2 'supers' were living in their mums box room

    Like0STFU2#154010
    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    only the once , I prefer I Am Lengend

    Like0STFU2#154013
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    here I am, sipping a beer, smoking some bud, making 3D character art.

    My life will never be this good, even when I achieve my career goals.

    Like0STFU0#154017
    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    im kind of jealous but deep down I just hope your benefits get stopped

    Like1STFU2#154018
    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    I imagine MD to be the Milton Keynes version of Richard Broom

    Like0STFU2#154019
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Who?

    Don't you have any compassion for a sick man? I've been ill you fuck!

    Like0STFU0#154020
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    in what way am I like that faggot, besides being chubby?

    Like0STFU0#154022
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    I actually have legit problems, and actually try and get good at what I want to do on a daily basis.

    Like0STFU0#154024
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    it's not like I have no skill or potential to achieve my ambition. But fuck you all the same.

    Like0STFU0#154025
    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    its not that I don't have any compassion for you but I know other people who had 'legit' health problems yet just spent all day drinking and smoking and they were simply useless fucks and most were dead before they were 50.

    Like0STFU2#154026
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    makodragon is like a modern day oliver twist

    Like0STFU1#154027
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    what an uplifting story fries. You should be a motivational speaker.

    Like1STFU0#154028
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    this richard bloom bloke would be perfect for the lead in the makodragon biopic.

    Like0STFU1#154029
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    did you ever think of marrying a woman 3 decades your senior, broseph?

    let the taxpayers send you to malaysia for your honeymoon.

    Like0STFU1#154030
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    i kind of want to see broom in his definitive role as "crack head friend speaking role"

    Like0STFU1#154032
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    i can see the biopic now...

    SEXY NEKOS - the life of an internet artiste

    Like0STFU1#154033
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    you guys got me. I'm totally in this for the codger pussy.

    Like1STFU0#154034
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    sets wouldn't cost much, since it all takes place in his one room...

    Like1STFU1#154035
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    i suspect that broom is utilizing the codger for more fame and money.

    maybe the met on that show: cant work wont work

    Like0STFU1#154036
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    no, he met her before that...they were on a documentary about age caps.

    Like0STFU1#154037
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    I know you're trying to milk it, but you're babbling now.

    Well, you were babbling to begin with also.

    The point is, you tried.

    Like0STFU0#154038
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    it seems he stole her from his own uncle.

    are you willing to do that, pal?

    Like0STFU1#154039
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Yeahhh I don't think it's necessary to do that for any reason, ever, thanks.

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    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    speaking of gold, that codger has a golden pussy, actually.

    She also revealed that she had undergone labiaplasty - commonly known as 'designer vagina' surgery - costing £2,500 on the NHS, which she says has improved the couple's sex life.

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    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    just think, you'd really show giggles if his tax money paid for the pussy of the granny you married...of course, you will see a decrease in benefits....

    Like0STFU1#154044
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    yeah, that would show him... in like, the shittest way ever

    Like0STFU0#154046
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    Makodragon said: 'It's my passion to a famous artist, to bring more money in, to help my mum out. We're just struggling but we try to make up the payments.

    'Mostly I play on computer, Facebook, games and stuff like that, dossing around doing nothing. I normally check Facebook every ten minutes when I'm sitting there thinking of nothing.

    'I wouldn't say I can't work, because I can. I guess it's just my laziness really.'

    Like2STFU1#154047
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    to be fair, the latter paragraphs describe every muchoer in the history of muchoing.

    Like0STFU1#154048
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    you made me cough up a lungful of spliff smoke there lol

    Like0STFU0#154050
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    I check mucho every ten minutes or so. Not facebook. That's Barret's kinda thing.

    Like0STFU0#154051
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    well, barret has that million bucks from the government to keep him in pickled herring and thai katoys.

    Like0STFU1#154052
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    one day I know I will have to function in the real world, and I am spending this time preparing for it, so that I have the best possible options available to me that it's reasonable for me to have. I'm not a fuckin idiot.

    Like0STFU0#154053
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    you should be more worried that he likened you to milton keynes...it looks like shite!

    "bland, rigid, sterile, and totally boring."

    Like0STFU1#154054
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    reading about milton keynes was so depressing, i am going to have to cheer myself up with some ancient hebrew now.

    Like0STFU1#154055
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    wow.

    it's like you're out of interesting for the day and need to recharge by way of the most boring thing I could imagine

    Like1STFU0#154058
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    vaginal rejuvination. That the spell you would cast if you were in FF as a playable character.

    Like2STFU0#154060
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    all i can say about my studies of biblical hebrew is that knowing the actual text gives me the power with my fellow ministers, to say nothing of the occasional proselytizers i encounter.

    the word translated as "god" literally means "powers." notice it is plural, and it sure is fun to watch the logical lacunae required to turn a plural word into singular through translation.

    Like0STFU1#154061
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    when the branch davidian thing happened, i was going to an electronics school for reasons and i was quite active in the subgenius church, so all my classmates heard about "Bob" quite regularly. one of the guys from the ghetto used to call me either david koresh or jim jones.

    Like0STFU0#154063
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    incidentally, the first guy known as koresh (aside from cyrus the great) was cyrus teed, who, among other weird things, tried to prove the earth was flat.

    Like0STFU1#154064
    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    I really want to say something but fuck you

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