How fast can you ski with your pants full of shit?

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  Rooster65<img src="/images/holidays/dick.png">

  Wow.. I've done black diamond skiing.. That rite thar is a Depends moment.

  Like2STFU0#283327 years ago
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  FredGspotSanford

  They could really use a noncaloric silicon-based kitchen lubricant in this situation

  Like1STFU0#283387 years ago
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  Rooster65<img src="/images/holidays/dick.png">

  Agreed. Ya talking about spit, rite?

  Like0STFU0#1581607 years ago
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  FredGspotSanford

  Bend over I'll show ya

  Like1STFU0#1581667 years ago
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  Rooster65<img src="/images/holidays/dick.png">

  Stop the '80's avitar.. Live in the moment Fred.

  Like1STFU0#1581727 years ago
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  CartersBird

  I've had dreams like this.

  Like0STFU0#283677 years ago
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  severum

  The invisible unknown entity traversed the terrain easily as you struggled but strategically raced its seemingly inhuman speed. Within an inch of its grasp you stayed just out of reach of the dreadful embrace until you awoke in a cold sweat that drenched your winter sheets.

  Like0STFU0#1582147 years ago
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  megaFAGGOT

  Skifree, 1998

  Like0STFU0#283717 years ago