Happy Birthday

Vehicular device accident forces an early birth and deaths.


Submitted on Mar 10, 2019NSFL
Points: 14


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  • Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    I don't believe in God, but I need to thank someone right now for being born in a country where life has at least some value

    Like3STFU0#28936
    Mucho User severumVet

    severum

    Hey look another Giggles joke. I'm surprised it wasn't another MD one.

    Like2STFU0#159424
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Calling it a joke is kind of flattering

    Like1STFU0#159429
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    By the way today I learned there's at least 2 gay bars called rooster.

    Like0STFU0#159430
    Mucho User severumVet

    severum

    The path of the least wit.

    "Hyuck hyuck we's gona say homo md stuff. Nah i reckon mah las five coments wur bout him i best be fixin next five be on that thar giggles fella har har har"

    Like1STFU1#159431
    Mucho User severumVet

    severum

    THJ and TBW, need to get some new material.

    Rooster and Bamford are forgiven because Roost is barely functional and Bamford mixes it up and is at least funny.

    Like0STFU0#159435
    Mucho User severumVet

    severum

    Add Fred to the giggles/md asslickers too.

    Like0STFU0#159437
    Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    @Sev you have it exactly the fucking opposite. THJ is a praiseworthy degenerate, Bumford & Sons is the one who never shuts the fuck up about MD... you probably saw his only 3 good non-MD comments recently, thus the bias

    Like1STFU0#159438
    Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    More people have seen your piss than your face in the last year, so probably

    Like3STFU0#159441
    Mucho User severumVet

    severum

    You're all noobs to me. I was around before any of you even heard of MS.

    Like0STFU0#159445
    Mucho User severumVet

    severum

    I pee on paper. Hyuck hyuck.

    I stand by what I said. Bamford is above the rest of you md/giggles chokestars.

    Like0STFU0#159446
    Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    You weren't even around to watch people get dunked on by dik - you were fagging it up at H6 holding hands with their nazi mods

    Like0STFU0#159447
    Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    You know.... I know you're only doubling down out of ignorance, but I'd like to think you're smart enough to know being THAT wrong about something is annoying to longtime users

    Like0STFU0#159448
    Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    To an earlier point... dik's comment count would have dwarved Friggles if he never got bored/burnt his house down

    Like0STFU0#159454
    Mucho User severumVet

    severum

    Do you even remember dik's avatar?

    Like0STFU0#159455
    Mucho User severumVet

    severum

    Look at me I'm a MS long time lurker...woooooooo

    Like0STFU0#159457
    Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    Before that it might have been some Grateful Dead bullshit

    Like0STFU0#159458
    Mucho User severumVet

    severum

    By the megaFAGGOT. I'm the top zucker now. How does that make you feel?

    Like0STFU0#159460
    Mucho User severumVet

    severum

    You've been here almost two years and me, almost two months.........

    Like0STFU0#159462
    Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    When does Vet kick in, 2000?

    ...I think you should get bumped up, I'm the big fish asshole.

    Like0STFU0#159463
    Mucho User severumVet

    severum

    Thank you for realizing you're a noob to me.

    Like0STFU0#159464
    Mucho User severumVet

    severum

    Wait what? You're a big fish asshole? Wouldn't that be a cloaca? A vent?

    Like0STFU0#159465
    Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    Actually I'm going with the ol' online gaming defense:

    - I have more points than you? You're a noob.

    - You have more points than me? You have no life faggot.

    A few days ago, the former was true; now, the latter.

    Like2STFU0#159466
    Mucho User severumVet

    severum

    Hahahahahahaha I forgot about him burning his house down.

    Like1STFU0#159469
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Its true, MF is the best of the worst. I hope his rep stops permanently at 999.

    Both sides here are half right, Willie is the one with only 2 comments (MD or giggles) that are readable, he's more incoherent then Rooster, but without the brain tumor.

    Truc is ok though, he's one of the few that will complain about repeated md/giggle material.

    Like4STFU0#159471
    Mucho User BILLYMAYSHEREVet

    BILLYMAYSHERE

    dik said the funniest thing ive ever read on MS...maybe on the internet

    Like0STFU0#159521
    Mucho User severumVet

    severum

    He said the funniest thing of things? If the former, what was it?

    Like0STFU0#159525
  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Good job switching around the thumbnail buttons Bonto.

    Like0STFU1#28939
  • Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    The slapfighting in the comments above really distracts from the sheer horror of this post. Hahahaha.

    Like1STFU0#28945
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Looks like that abortion clinic for prom I heard about in India.

    Like0STFU0#159476
    Mucho User severumVet

    severum

    Fuck you, I was flicking boogers.

    Like0STFU0#159477
    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    You were picking cokenuggets out of your nose and feeding them to a desperate addict. Both guilty.

    Like1STFU0#159478
    Mucho User severumVet

    severum

    I prefer the term "booger sugar" but don't let that take away from the fact a child that couldn't breathe on it's own is splattered on the asphalt.

    Like1STFU0#159479
    Mucho User severumVet

    severum

    I'm assuming that was me you were writing that for and not the person I've called out for their past two subs of regurgitated reddit subs with no context. Am I right?

    Like0STFU0#159508
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Look at sev go, like some sort of Freakporn Ben Shapiro

    Like0STFU0#159515
    Mucho User severumVet

    severum

    Bono, that is battery (Shapiro Ma'am reference punnnnn), you put your hand on me and also gave me the energy to poke these cunts' sores.

    Like0STFU0#159519
    Mucho User severumVet

    severum

    On another note, from my observations of this site's twat convulsions, MD turned into a huge faggot. He started off cool and turned into me fending off the hordes of MS vets' noob hazing of the Todds.

    Like1STFU0#159520
    Mucho User severumVet

    severum

    But what's worse than that trimester is the birth of the stillborn "jokes" based on a man who has been gone.

    Like0STFU0#159522
  • Mucho User severumVet

    severum

    Do it, vote callously. No regerts!!!!!

    Like0STFU0#159523
  • Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    the sort of birth I wish BillyMay had

    Like0STFU1#28954
  • Mucho User glandmilkerVet

    glandmilker

    Props to the dude for going in for one more finger bang

    Like1STFU0#28959