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Fried Turkey

A Thanksgiving tradition

by truckerhatjones

Submitted on Mar 26, 2019WTF

Points: 17

Tags:fried turkey electrocuted electrocution mexicans fredgspotsanford· 22 comments

22 Comments

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Vet
severum
That was shocking.
Like1STFU1#297757 years ago
Vet
severum
PETA is gonna gobble this story up.
Like1STFU0#1613397 years ago
Vet
severum
This is not "all gravy", maaan.
Like1STFU0#1613407 years ago
Vet
severum
Any stfuing snoods can wattle their gizzards to a fries sub.
Like1STFU0#1613427 years ago
Vet
severum
That stfu is turkey jive!!!
Like0STFU0#1613447 years ago
Vet
severum
*jive turkey
Like0STFU0#1613487 years ago
Vet
severum
Niggarachis!
Like0STFU0#1613507 years ago
Vet
truckerhatjones the Golden
Shhh
Like0STFU0#1613597 years ago
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Rooster65 <img src="/images/holidays/dick.png">
I'm already going to Hell. So me laughing at this ain't gonna make no damn difference. LMFAO!!!
Like0STFU0#297767 years ago
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Barret
Damn, thought it was playing dead at first.
Like0STFU0#297777 years ago
Vet
Barret
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-40388161
Like0STFU0#297797 years ago
Vet
severum
That's a story that will cause some static.
Like0STFU1#1613477 years ago
Vet
Barret
I wonder what really happened.
Like0STFU0#1613527 years ago
Zucker
Oster
Too mamy electric eels.
Like0STFU0#1613547 years ago
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FredGspotSanford
The turkey fucked his wife.
Like0STFU0#1613607 years ago
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FredGspotSanford
Some people get so angry when this happens that they start raising turkeys and killing them by the thousands
Like1STFU0#1613617 years ago
Vet
Barret
You know the real reason he likes Turkey right?...
Like0STFU0#1613627 years ago
Vet
Barret
https://i.imgur.com/9ZNNnLX.jpg
Like5STFU0#1613637 years ago
Vet
Barret
inb4 spamming "ldyboi fagret" for the next 6 months
Like1STFU0#1613647 years ago
Vet
UUoody the Junkyard Dog
TBW....will this work?
Like1STFU0#297837 years ago
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FredGspotSanford
Only if you wet the sponge properly
Like0STFU0#1613577 years ago
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FredGspotSanford
Stop giving Tollbooth ideas
Like1STFU0#297847 years ago