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Noob4YearsLater
Jesus was a porn star, he did a donkey show with Mary magdelene. Judas betrayed him when he found out he was skimming profits..
NoobNoobNoob4YearsLater
Joseph had the idea that he could charge a fee for people to see his wife get fucked by a donkey and give birth at the same time..
NoobNoob4YearsLater
Joseph and Mary got arrested some time later when they tried to pull the same act in a different village and got found out they were using a dead monkey as a baby..
ZuckerNoob4YearsLater
No one really know too much about what happened to Mary and Joseph after that, Some say as punishment Mary was forced to retain the dead monkey in her womb during her incarceration and then Joseph was forced to eat the dead monkey (his name was Timmy btw) before they both could be released..
VetNoob4YearsLater
By then, the young Jesus and Phil were becoming the highlight of Bethlehem nightlife putting on up to three show a night..
Noob4YearsLater
Three shows a night..(sorry) ,. As the demand for the show became greater each week, and Jesus's uncontrollable dysentery , coupled with with his now uncloseable sphincter became worse they decided to take on a partner so Jesus could resign to a managerial position..
Noob4YearsLater
So, one day not knowing how they were going to go about the task of finding a proper partner they observed Mary Magdelene in the market anally shoplifting coconuts and papaya, after a brief conversation and some fruit salad the partnership was formed..
VetVetNoob4YearsLater
Jesus met Judas one night after a show when he was relieving himself at an open sewer, while licking Jesus's ass clean Judas proposed some ideas to better manage the trio's finances. So, after introductions the trio agreed to take on Judas as a financial adviser..
Noob4YearsLater
Yes, it was Phillip Morrass, you may remember that in 1972 it was sought to have him cannonized but met great opposition from the Catholic Church..
Noob4YearsLater
Things were going fine until one day Judas noticed that Jesus's proctologist fees were being paid directly from the petty cash fund and not from his weekly pay..
Noob4YearsLater
At this point it was also becoming apparent that Mary, due to an infestation of intestinal worms would not be able to continue with the show much longer much to the dismay of Phil who described the feeling of the worms in Mary's ass as "A slitherous massage of joy that increases upon depth.."
VetNoobNoob4YearsLater
It all came to a head on night, during a show, Jesus was arrested for embezzlement and while this was happening, Phil, whose love of Mary's ass worms Superceded his better judgement buried himself into Mary's infested ass to the hilt tearing through her colon into her stomach killing her whilst choking on blood, worms and Phil's ball draining orgasm..
VetVetNoob4YearsLater
The worms, whose interpretation of Phil's cock's visits was of a god bestowing a bounty of nutritional vomit for their ever growing masses were dismayed at their ignorant worship of a false god when they were expelled from Mary's dying mouth and forced to wander the desert in search of a new anal home..
Noob4YearsLater
They eventually wandered into what is now modern day Palestine and flourished..
Noob4YearsLater
Yassar Arafat was heard on occasion quietly referring to his ass worms as his "Silent but deadly army of the devout.."
VetNoob4YearsLater
Yes, history is pockmarked with obscure references to this more believable account..
NoobNoobVetVetNoob4YearsLater
Picasso's painting Guernica is a blatant reference, Phil is clearly seen..
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stop jacking it