Waitaminute... Did You Just Fucking Cough At Me?
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Barret
Come to think of it, I never actually cleaned that floor...
Fred, it may amuse you to know that while I was going for a walk today, a bird pooped on my face.
Was just walking down beach road, thinking about how sweet it is to be back, its easy to forget sometimes, and then BAM, some hot and juicy substance smashed into my face. I touched my face to figure out what it was, and now my hands were covered in white and black shit.
Thanks Palm Tree Bird. Probably a zucker, I can never get away from you guys.
CartersBird
Zucker, Vet... when it comes to shitting on Barret lines bleed together.
UUoodythe Junkyard Dog
Things that men can't do near a natzi feminist:
Cough....obviously, sneeze, breathe, fart, sweat, sigh, spit, scratch, look at or even think about her tits or ass, pay attention to or ignore her.
4YearsLater
Tonight at 10 on BBC1, Masterpiece Theater presents,.. Dr Giggles, Traveling Groom of the Stool..
Rooster65<img src="/images/holidays/dick.png">
I fart in your general direction! Your Mother was a hamster, & your Father smelt of Elderberry! I don't want to talk to you anymore.
She's not really a feminist apparently, just sounds like one. This triggers my PTSD from living at my sisters for a while.