Pays to be first

She makes her own gravy

Submitted on Sep 4, 2019Funny

Points: 8

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Vet
truckerhatjones the Golden
if you aint first, you're last, Ricky Bobby
Like5STFU0#343637 years ago
Zucker
Mick420
Lol @ bloodfart.. But where's the cock JS????
Like0STFU2#343647 years ago
Zucker
JordanSimms
Getting ready for round three
Like1STFU0#1701787 years ago
Noob
FlashGordon fucks himself
Jonesing for some cock I see Mick
Like0STFU2#1701917 years ago
Zucker
DrGiggles
if its oozing red probably best not to be first even
Like0STFU2#343677 years ago
Noob
FlashGordon fucks himself
If its red it's probably period blood so why not be first. Oh yeah that's right....
Like0STFU1#1701867 years ago
Noob
FlashGordon fucks himself
Hah giggles is gay
Like2STFU1#1701877 years ago
Zucker
DrGiggles
Or it could be the herps
Like0STFU2#1702737 years ago
Noob
FlashGordon fucks himself
Yeah I'm pretty sure the herps don't bleed, they itch. Unless she has a vd or immune disorder a little blood on the cock hurts no one.
Like0STFU0#1702807 years ago
Zucker
DrGiggles
which is probably what the first Aids victim said
Like0STFU1#1702837 years ago
Noob
FlashGordon fucks himself
Everyone knows the American government spread that around and tried saying it came from sticking your cock in some ones ass. You sure you don't have aids? After all you do take cock in your asshole
Like0STFU0#1702847 years ago
Vet
Barret
When a gang of Indians pick up a lady at the beach and share her.
Like0STFU0#343787 years ago