Dangerous Whale Terrorizes Bird

Regrets it later and tries to apologize.

Mucho User Barret
Submitted on Sep 6, 2019Nature is Metal
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  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    This Norwegian whalefag voluntarily lives at those docks, and the locals have named him Hvaldimir (Whaledemort or Whaledemir Putin if you will).

    8(

    The theory is that he was owned and trained by the Russian Navy or something, as he showed up one day with a collar marked St.Petersburg, and already knew how to perform some tricks. Its possible the Russian Navy already has an army of highly dangerous trained whales armed with missiles, ready to take us out at a moments notice. No one would suspect it was whales.

    This is why I hide overseas.

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    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    you would have thought the Russians would have already learnt a lesson with the whole dogs/tanks/mines thing

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    This feels like the beginning plot of some kind of pixar movie, where we get invaded by whales, and the only way to stop them is to work together with our own superwhale. He dies at the end but not before revealing a son to star in the sequel.

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    Mucho User FredGspotSanfordVet

    FredGspotSanford

    From the description I thought Barret was accosting some English girl.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    @Flash, then the whale would be a sassy black female.

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  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    lol, I read that they had to cancel a dive recently.

    Apparently the whale stole a knife from some divers scabbard, and was floating around staring at him, with the knife in his mouth. Imagine almost getting stabbed by a whale.

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