Hippo in the mud
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DarkEmperorMSOG
I've always loved that saying. Kinda funny how sayings like that stick with our culture for decades.
FlashGordonfucks himself
She's probably holding 2 digested horses that are just waiting to be unleashed.
DarkEmperorMSOG
My ex worshipped my jizz. She loved swallowing it or getting it pumped inside her. Too bad she was such a crazy bipolar cunt.. otherwise she could still be milking my dick dry
Rooster65<img src="/images/holidays/dick.png">
Oh, Joy!! Fat people falling. In the mud was a bonus!
UUoodythe Junkyard Dog
They are a bit sensitive about the "fat" word...........they prefer to be called a traction aid.
Rooster65<img src="/images/holidays/dick.png">
Nope. Fat people falling= Rooster laughing. The math doesn't lie.
Vomitcircus
Don't call that schlub a "fatty," for it's simply not allowed. He's now "physically expansive" or "nutritionally endowed."
Rooster65<img src="/images/holidays/dick.png">
Only thing that would make it better; Fat Nigger!
DarkEmperorMSOG
"Nutrtionally endowed" I love that. That's how I'll explain my Taco Bell belly to doctors moving forward.
DarkEmperorMSOG
Black dudes are the best thing to ever happen to fat white chicks. Otherwise they would just be eating oreos in solitude until death.
Mako loses another lover