When drinking and driving is out

RIP Cuddle cat

Mucho User FredGspotSanford
Submitted on Oct 3, 2019Funny
Points: 13
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Tags:boozebratdrivingspinoutcatdead hopefully· 29 comments

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  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Cuddle cat is a FUCKING FAGGOT

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    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    he just meowed something about you shutting the fuck up

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    The other users are gonna have to up their game to compete with your burns.

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    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    the Emperors comment was nothing if not 100% correct

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    Mucho User FlashGordonNoob

    FlashGordonfucks himself

    @drgiggles You're just trying to distract from the fact that you sucked dick since you were 4 years old when your uncle and you had the house to yourself the very first time.

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    He is the only male user that owns a dildo....

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    HEY! Nothing wrong with owning a dildo.

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    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    too right... oster is just jelly he cant have as his mum will find it when she cleans his room

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    She has long ass arms then.

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    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    don't know about that but we all know you live with your parents. its about time you stopped leaching.

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    How long have I been living at home then fries?

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    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    oh I don't know.... all your life perhaps ?

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    The correct answer would have been the entire time I (fries) have been gay.

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    Mucho User BurntoutBanned

    Burntout

    FlashGordon The Octo-Tard @drgiggles You're just trying to distract from the fact that you sucked dick since you were 4 years old when your uncle and you had the house to yourself the very first time.

    Sounds like you were having a flashback yourself.

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    Mucho User DarkEmperorMSOGNoob

    DarkEmperorMSOG

    Barret is sitting on a dildo thinking about tranny dicks every time he visits this site. He is gay. He is a total faggot that loves dick more than most heterosexual ladies.

    Like0STFU0#172465
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Hey pedo-boi, we don't take kindly to child molesters here. I get that you're jealous because you think there's a bunch of underage kids here that you wish you could play with, but there really isn't. So you can probably calm down on the envy now.

    Like0STFU0#172509