Fried Chicken; Obviously.

Now; Who would eat fried chicken, even while sky diving?


by Dogs
Submitted on Oct 12, 2019WTF
Points: 20


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  • Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    now I know what to get you for your birthday

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  • Mucho User DogsZucker

    Dogs

    So Many Chickens! Superb!

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Are you guys playing Magic The Gathering or something? Fucking nerds.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Fred confirmed for Magic Weeb.

    Like1STFU0#173143
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Couple of weeks ago I went and sat down in a bar with a ladyboy, she had a only a decent face, but smoking playboy model porn body. Sat there for about 2-3 hours relaxing after a long walk. After about 1 minute she pulled out my dick from my shorts (no not the pug one) and started playing with it right there. Meanwhile we were having regular conversation about the usual stuff, casual. Its English was perfect from having falang boyfriends and she understood westerners, unlike most Thais, so that was pleasant.

    So yeah sat there 2-3 hours getting jerked off and having casual conversation in the middle of the bar. Had 1 water and bought her 2 beers for the whole time period. Total cost less then 10 bucks with tip.

    Haha Barret ladyboys.

    10/10 would ladyboy again.

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    Mucho User JordanSimmsZucker

    JordanSimms

    A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    She's been trying to make me fuck her sister since then, who also happens to be a ladyboy. Might take the offer at some point. lol ladyboys. Crazy town I love it.

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  • Mucho User UUoodyVet

    UUoodythe Junkyard Dog

    Once upon a time there was a little acorn, and everybody called him-- Acorn Little.

    And one day while he was out walking, up in the sky a Ni flew over and it dropped a

    chicken bone, and the chicken bone fell

    down and-- bip-- bopped him on his head.

    ....and the acorn said

    “ Help, help the sky is falling! I have to tell the King!”

    Blah....blah....blah

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  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    By the thumbnail, I thought it would be the follow up to Candy Burger.

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  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    All that work to get a sweet selfie, and the vid quality was shit.

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  • Mucho User TigerigerVet

    Tigeriger

    Dumb fuck was wearing the wrong camo for free fall. He stuck out like a turd in a bowl of rice.

    Like0STFU0#35969