Dating tips for Zuckers

cause they're losers

Mucho User FredGspotSanford
Submitted on Oct 23, 2019Funny
Points: 10
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Tags:jack offsloserno pussyfake vaginamasturbators· 14 comments

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  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Just showing him how to masturbate mate.

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  • Mucho User DarkEmperorMSOGNoob

    DarkEmperorMSOG

    Why does she start this video talking about her sex talks with a 12 year old? Also she has crazy eyes. Casually recommending a pocket pussy to a kid is weird.

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  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Tried most of these, they all sucked. The food stuff looks too retarded to even try.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Can you come show me? I need your tutelage.

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    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    Now you see I would but then im not going to out myself as being some sad lonely masturbator. I do however recommend the latex glove in a Pringles tube. Just remember to pierce a hole in the tube first...

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  • Mucho User CUNTVet

    CUNT

    Far too much prep and effort to have a wank. These days I don't even bother to ask the kids to leave the room before jerking off.

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    They're old enough to know on their own. Then if they don't, it's the classic Louis CK situation... your life is over, 35 million dollars later and you're a nobody who signs up to smut forums

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