Jesus has returned

funny Halloween costume

Mucho User FredGspotSanford
Submitted on Nov 1, 2019Funny
Points: 15
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Tags:Jesussacrilegeas real as the real Jesusfuck religion· 39 comments

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  • Mucho User TigerigerVet

    Tigeriger

    I thought it was Monkey Magic that traveled on a cloud? Jebus preferred the ass.

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  • Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    What did you do this year? Non-brain damaged person?

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Hi Taco-Faggot. I don't really care, because its a Bichon Frise, but supposedly we aren't allowed that kind of fap material on the site, so it had to go.

    Signed with no love. -Sewer Faggot.

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    Mucho User DarkEmperorMSOGNoob

    DarkEmperorMSOG

    Religion is fucking retarded. People are shooting up mosques and blowing up churches because of made up adult fairy tales. Humans are so fucking stupid.

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  • Mucho User DarkEmperorMSOGNoob

    DarkEmperorMSOG

    Jesus Christ is a copy and paste story from previous messiah tales. He was probably just a super charismatic guy that was a natural leader and made a huge impact on the people around him.

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    Mucho User FredGspotSanfordVet

    FredGspotSanford

    I bet that bread was day-old. He is a jew after all..No offense Bono.

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    Mucho User TigerigerVet

    Tigeriger

    Jesus was a Shylock who ‘loaned’ 1/500th of a piece of bread with an eye watering vigorish. If you didn’t pay up, Peter and Judas would cut off your schmeckle. Pontius Pilate always got his kick back of every game in town. One day Jesus presented a little light, Pilate lost his shit and made an example of him as a warning to the other players.

    -The Gospel, as told by Martin Scorsese.

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  • Mucho User Mick420Zucker

    Mick420

    If on your birthday, your mom has 3 blokes bringing gifts, there's more than likely 4 more that didn't turn up. The most capitalist fable in this era of humankind. Fckn sheep..

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    I bet you're really fun at parties..

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  • Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    worthy of an upvote had it not been for the replay...

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    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    sub it again with the relevant editing to receive your reward , buddy

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    DrGiggles is valid you guys

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Getting that weird bug where comment timestamps are 1 hour off again.

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Fuck you Daylight Savings, fixing

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    This is a long standing issue that made me want to re-build how comments are even made

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Done... during the winter holidays I'm going to level this place and replace its bones

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Just give us timestamp links nigger

    Like1STFU0#174963
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    That one is actually more complicated than it sounds, because code reasons

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    Mucho User TigerigerVet

    Tigeriger

    How about a .wav file that plays “NIGGER” whenever rooster logs on?

    Like2STFU0#174969
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I want it to blast the TACO TACO BURRITO BURRITO south park song on Freds computer every time he makes a giggles gay or ladyboy comment.

    Like2STFU0#174970
    Mucho User charismaZucker

    charisma

    how about a button that allows you to blast this niggerWAV on other peoples phones and computers

    Like0STFU0#174971
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Sounds like a good pro feature. With a cooldown.

    Like0STFU0#174972
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Implying I'm not always rock hard.

    Like1STFU0#174976