Bono’s Comments
Learning to use Inspect Element is very useful, The Barret...
Bans are usually temporary, on the bright side
Only 25% of my grandparents are still alive, and estate splits have been very amicable thus far
The All-Father of Zuckerkind
...BillyMaysHere
Nay. The first "Zucker" would have to be the first user to sign up, and hit 100 Rep naturally without ever being a mod.
You only say that because you were allowed to skip "Zucker" entirely
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Classy.
Honestly, at this point I am willing to accept that FlashGordon is just a splintered personality from Whunu or Macheesemo, who knows how to push buttons but is less of a faggot so his existence is accepted.
Akameldon: UK invasion
I do see a handful of failed subs on your account gordonfag... they are technically uploaded, just not submitted. Want me to push them through?
The server doesn't even exist. The server is a pool of virtual machines that is restarted and debugged weekly. The content is distributed to a worldwide CDN that delivers quality freakporn to the far reaches of the planet fucking Earth even when your connection is so shitty that Facebook and Pornhub fail to load.
Barret, Oster, other fags... tell him of my greatness
If it is to be fixed, I need a screenshot or other diagnostic information. MZ's been around a year with mostly good feedback my nigger
Well basically, if you're in the UK or Australia, or some shitty 3rd-tier state like Indiana, your connection is less important to the server
The point is, there have been about 20,000 "top level" comment, and 40,000 replies. 60,000 total.
It CAN take awhile after you hit save. It's generating an image based on your thumbnail selection, saving it to a file server, and propagating it to the CDN. If your video resolution is super high or your connection is shitty, it can stall...
Lemme smang it
I laugh at the differently-abled
This
When MZ started, I indexed (no Barret, different kind of Index) the ID of Parent Comments and Child Comments so that Child Comments started a couple thousand higher. I knew that replies were much more common and top-level comments would never catch up... so I could track them separately knowing there would never be duplicate IDs on a page.
Selecting a thumbnail isn't even... it doesn't use internet.
It selects the frame on your video and applies it to an HTML canvas. It's 100% client side.
But like I said, he posts interesting content, so he can't be Mako.
Honestly I still do it almost every day, I just get rid of them at regular intervals.... why would I leave my giant TV to piss
HE REPLIES TO FRIES
Yeah Mako Mako.
I dunno... we haven't seen his face, he's from New York, he types like he has autism.
You aren't even in the top 10, you're safe.